eBay is never wrong. eBay is always right. eBay knows what you want, even if you don't.
So spray on the fake perfume, slip into some red lingerie, turn on the dashcam, put on the motorcycle helmet, put in the Mozart's Greatest Hits CD and go for a drive in your Coop that has Lamborghini doors, a big ironing board spoiler and gold rims - all thanks to eBay.