If you thought Andrew's find of the Christian film review site was bad, then this is ridiculous. Some choice quotes include;

"Forty Year-Old Virgin: Too bad the "Virgin's" other 40 year-old friends aren't tobacco use virgins."

"Blade Trinity: Wow! I thought the swearing was bad but the tobacco use was more disgusting."

"House of Wax: The killer may cover his victims in wax but the tobacco use will kill them first!"

Argh, \:mad\: someone pass me my fags.