Think everyone's just a bit bored (no offence etc)..

I can confidently confirm, er, I mean, I'm reliably informed, that the rear wing and bootlid are an ideal height for a lady to bend over. Well OK then, a female rather than a lady........

Best to use the nearside though otherwise they complain about the petrol cap digging in. Apparently.

Carl, did those dents come out OK?!?!

I thought Jon-Paul was a bloke's name? Unless you're that one off Hollyoaks??

Geez, she must have had very long legs! I can't lift Dolly that high without putting my back out and the lanolin leaves streaks all over the polish

So thats what that rear screen wiper is for.


hanging on to

Lickyl. Not telling us you were a girl was probably your mistake.

Then again we've only Julias word that she's a girl

'I hit a curb whilst looking for my lipstick'

'The man at the garage hit the inside of the wheel with a hammer to stop the air escaping'

I would like to know how you can curb the inside of a wheel?
You can straighten a steel wheel with a hammer, but a cast alloy would crack and break if hit that hard.

Sorry, no offence intended but this is surely a wind-up?

See 3 posts up. Or Lickyl's profile....

No no no, every post on this thread is deadly serious. Obviously.



(Although my comments about the rear wing actually were!)

Perv

Er, she must have been kinda tall?

Spot on pete!!!!

Ross

Maybe he's had his car lowered

also

There is bending over backwards and bending over forwards, Boos would be about right.

well with high heels on ......

No not on you oh nevermind

I don't know whats worse... the blantant discussion at hand, or the fact that i know some of the people partaking and mental images are NOT welcome.

Ross

Over 100 replies in less than 20 hours.

Good work.

Sexism alive and well, then......

Car's standard.

She was tall.

And forwards, before you ask.

(She's probably still up for it if anyone else is interested - your Coop or hers )

HAHAHAHAAHAHA.

Ross

Hello Greg,

In many ways I wish this a wind up, but sadly it is not. I actually really have no idea at all how the inside of the wheel got damaged. It was originally picked up on the MOT a few years ago, and at that point the 'not very nice man in the garage' accused me of being a careless driver. I can only remember hitting the odd curb when trying to locate things on various occasions in the glove compartment while driving. I have owned the car from new and I have been the sole driver, the only other explanation is that the damage occurred while in the garage being 'serviced'. Until this week I have not had a problem with the wheel, except that I have to top it up with air more frequently, but this week it has decided that it wants to leak air all the time. And yes, the man in the garage did 'hit it with a hammer', he said it might crack but it didn't.

And to any other doubting Thomas's on here, I really am female. I do have a bit of a husky voice at the moment because I have a cold but I am most definitely FEMALE, thank you.

Jules

I've spoken to Carl a couple of times today on the 'phone, maybe he can vouch for me

LOL! Jon-Paul is my boyfriend and we share the username - just to keep you guessing. Maybe it's time I get my own username . . . ?

Probably not, Carl spends most of his spare time on those premium phone lines anyway so he probably was quiet suprised when you called him.

"WOW! They're calling ME now"

It didnt suprise you when all the questions you got from him involved asking what you are wearing?

This is off topic, but I have 4 chickens, 3 Orpingtons and Plymouth Rock, but only one of them is laying at the moment

Are your birds laying Guzbod?

Jules

HAhaha!!!

Ross

Is that a nervous laugh Ross, have you been calling Carl recently?

You're only just noticing that now??

Oh, and hello!

PMSL

"Hello and How I use my Coupe"

hello there, i normally use my coupe to attract members of the opposite sex. This however fails horribly, my coupe will wait until it notices any type of good looking female and kick up a stink

example:

female: "wow, thats a nice looking car"
coupe: "CLUNK!!! SCRAPE!!! GRIND!!! BANG!!!"

*females walk off into the distance*
*coupe goes back to running smoothly*

But you've got a turbo!!!

They are Welsummer and both lay each day. Better than me then !

Bad luck Mike

Although the upside is that any female that can't handle a little clunk, scrape, grind and bang probably isn't worth knowing

Have you tried just leaning against your car rather than driving it? I stopped to see if I could help someone the other day on the A4 heading towards Marlborough (R reg Yellow 16v- anyone here?). I thought he had broken down but he said he was just admiring the view. Some people can love their cars too much!

Julia

haha excellent, saving that quote for posteriety. Mods make this thread a sticky

Now I'm in love! I ADORE my two chickens, just as I loved all their predecessors before they got eaten by the fox. My heart only has two settings, coops and, well, coop, so if you're into chickens you're OK by me. And only one of mine is laying, the other gave up after seeing her beau and two best mates snatched in front of her.

very good point