It appears my Coupe is NOT normal.

The indicators self cancel.

Can this be fixed?

I'd like to be like The Bonzo Dog Do Da Band again

We could write a How-To if you wanted?

1. Hit steering column with a hammer
2.........

Mine work fine too, 101k+....

You see Shabba was right all along, keep your coop standard and they don't go wrong. Not even the indicators

Oh hang on, mine still work okay too

Mine seem to take a decidely French attitude to working. If they're feeling happy you might get a bit of action out of them, but quite often on an irregular basis they get upset, go on strike and fccuk my ECU up to spite the rest of Europ..... I mean the car.

mine are great, but my doors look them selfs at random sometimes when i use my indercaters

Does the alarm work though ?

If so you definatly have a monday morning top of the world / shagged the mistress ragged at the weekend car.

Yes alarm works, r/c/l works, everything works.
Made in May 2000 in Italy, sold in UK in June so no hanging about in car pounds

If it's any consolation, 124, mine has the same faults: alarm works, indicator return works, everything works. Sold in October 95, built god knows when but the build number on the chassis is *62* so I'm wondering if it's one of the RHD prototypes pressed into service when I howled about non-delivery.

Bloody italians and there reliable cars.. isn't there a law in italy to stop this kind of conscientious car building behaviour !!!

I think it's called 'August'

Relax gentlemen. The quality controller responsible for letting these cars through has been identified, disciplined and sacked. Rest assured it won't happen again

PS My indicators self cancel, but my alarm has just started being, at best, intermittent.

Brilliant. Respect. Right too.