A bit orange

He does say it's got a forged engine. I see TurboNick is on the lookout for one with a forged engine !!!!!!! Will need courage I think !

CLICKME

'Receipts for somethings'

'You'll never forget the car wen it eats u up'

Sounds terrifying...

This isn't an advert- it's a warning!

I was going to post this and then got called into a meeting.

Some people have no clue how to write an advert.

Forged engine with a standard downpipe and standard side-mount intercooler?

Aaaargh - my eyes - didn't notice the subtle rear spoiler until now

I can't un-see it, can I?....

Truly a "big wing"

Yuk!

Sometimes I want to grab hold of people and shake them repeatedly, this is one of those times.

3k....

I can just imagine that Coupe at a car meet sat in the corner feeling sorry for itself, licking it's wounds whilst all the other Coupes look on in horror and disapproval. Poor little thing

Maybe he forgot to say the bonnet struts have started to fail?

That's painful the first time that happens...

Might have a standard downpipe but my hell, has it been reversed onto a mains waterpipe?? That exhaust is as vulgar as the wing!

I think by parking that there he has knocked a fair few £000's off the house prices in that neighbourhood. Fortunately he has declared as per the bonnet that it is a 'Limited Edition'