Your FCCUK Coupe Quotes

Lets share the pearls of wisdom...

1. You don't drive a Fiat Coupe. The Fiat Coupe drives you. To madness.

2. The Fiat Coupe doesn't look like a Ferrari. Ferraris look like the Fiat Coupe.

3. The Fiat Coupe is the best car ever in the whole universe. Except for your dream supercar.

4. The design of the Coupe is perfect. Well... maybe you could change the bumper. And add different sideskirts. It could do with lowering too....

5. There is no such thing as a 'quick clean.'

6. This is probably a repost or rehashing of something thats already been said on the forum.

"didn't JKD do a pole about this?......"

thats my fav quote!

No one understand the magic of the Coupe until they've driven one

WHAT????!!!!!! Handbrake cables again???

I'm just going to add this mod and then I'll stop...
I love my Coupe to bits.I just wish I could remember how to put them back together.

Which oil is best?

or

Should my Coupe really be making this sound??

or

Is this Normal???

smoke - is it my turbo or something else.......

turn the radio off...I thought I heard something..

Ben

What should my oil pressure be??

I can't turn the radio off. I'll have to wait till we stop and then twiddle the wires.

"How do I stop the brakes screeching?"

What bodykit should I fit?

What was that?

"Bloody car"

you know, sometimes i really hate you.

" serves you right for lowering/modifying your car "

"HOW fast??? - bloody hell...."

What tyres are the best?

what car do you have sir
>A Fiat Coupe
and what model fiat is that?
>A 20vt
No sir, what model fiat is that
>its a coupe
Sorry?
>Its a fiat coupe 20vt
No sir, i need to know what model fiat you have
>...........
Hello?
>...........
Hello sir....
>Would you like to know in which orifice you can shove you stupid break down cover?
"sound of dial tone"

NEXT!

Just bought a coupe with no red key! What do i do!

Check the oil.

"What's that noise"

Que the long list of worrying what it could be when you find out its nothing serious and you feel a right tit..........

"i think its time to sell it"

" in car"

" that's it, im breaking it"

"I just peanut-buttered my Coupe... It works! "

I've owned this car for years and only just found out that the steering column is adjustable

is it

Sometimes it does't matter what colour your Coupe is. Some people only see green.

*Thinks to oneself* Are my headlights on?

Fix It Again Tony!

I've sold the coop....


You'll be back



....I'm back, just bought another coop.

"See you've got the yellow peril with you..."

"They all do that"

that's gonna cost ya !

its a what? a fiat?

"Is it brand new?"

"Oh i know those cars, you do realise that the cambelt is an engine out job right?"

I got in a whole heap of trouble thanks to a "friend" of mine telling my ex that this was the case & it'd cost £2,000 minimum...within no more than 30 seconds I got a call from her saying "if you can afford to spend THAT much on a car you can afford to give me more maintenance..."

spoke to a guy last week and told him i had a coupe.He said
Now that is a very beautiful car.

hi id like to order some parts from my fiat
>which fiat is it
its a fiat coupe 20valve turbo
>a fiat what
a fiat coupe
>not come across one of them
...my conversation with a local fiat dealership

'Might be selling up - testing the water'

"ahh, but in a straight line it can keep up with...."