What's happened to 5th Gear?

It's the new series tonight so I'm eagerly waiting but I'm very disapointed. Where is VBH? Why does this program have to be presented by a bunch of the world's biggest dick-heads who shout all the time? Please someone tell me how they got to present this program. Also, the content is utter st..Audis, vans, Protons and guys doing the loop de loop...why do we have to suffer this rubbish?

Come back Top Gear....you are Gods......

Nothing has 'happened' to 5th Gear. It was always st.

Nonetheless, the upcoming Fiat (cheapskate alternative to a Ferrari) Coupe episode should be an interesting, 1000+ views thread on this forum.

I thought it was OK - and, unlike TG, actually had cars in it!

I won't be watching it anymore if VBH isn't in it, whats the point?

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The loop the loop was excellent, WTF are you talking about. A million times better than that useless coop cop car crap they had on TG, or the V8 household gadgets nonsense TG used to pad out the show.

I hope you're not insinuating that VBH is attractive?

Coupe episode is on Next week

what time??

That's what I love about this forum. A witty exchange of disparate views reflecting the rich diversity of our membership.

But there really is no point to 5th Gear without VBH. Apparently she's living with an ex-producer of 5th Gear who now works on TG and she's doing traffic reports for a London radio station. Not that I've been checking up on here or anything....

I thought she played for the other side?

Oh stop it!

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You're assuming that the ex 5th Gear producer is a man........

Assumption............

She is far too sassy to be a rug muncher. I think she is fantastic in many ways But, it would annoy me somewhat when she kept on kicking my arse out on the road Still, I'd make her pay for it!

Oh dear god, you could find a barrel, scrape the bottom of it and still not find VBH until you moved the barrel and found her underneath.

She's not that bad! A little bit 'rah rah' but aside from that!

I personally prefer 5th Gears content to TG as its more like the old TG (before they started all the stupid stunts etc). The presenters are c@cks but at least they have some driving talent in Tiff and Jason Plato (don't know if Plato's in the new series).

Looks like they are just trying to emulate TG's style in their new series which is a shame.

Spot on Truffle.

VBH =

OMG how can anyone normal person say that, are you batting for the other team

VBH is hubba hubba

I can understand if you dont find VBH hubba hubba but to be repulsed = gay. end of lol

she isn't especially attractive, and i find her (as much as you can from some one you have never met) intensely annoying.

but each to there own...its all subjective

The only good thing about VBH is that she likes cars.

I used to think she was hot. But she's a bit older now and a bit ropey. Whereas 10 years ago I was 22 and I wanted her as the sassy older lady, I'm now 32 years old searching for a 22 year old

She looks hungover in that photo, and that's the best u could find?

She was...

I need a new keyboard..............

Throw up on it did you?

If I didn't know better, I'd swear you must drive a Porto!

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Oi!

I drive a Porto.
And I think they should have Monica Belluci on 5th Gear instead of VBH

Cant sleep so here is my twopence worth. OK so VBH can drive cars, as stated before this is her good point.
Personally I find her very annoying with that screechy laugh. She certainly not that ugly, but she is no stunner.
Im not a fan of hers as you can see......

Thought that loop de loop was pretty good all the same.

vbh is a package
not bad at best looking
loves cars
she's got money
will bring home loadsa good cars.
So on that basis I think if we were all single you'd have to go there

Why do I have to be single?

Suzi Perry any day - I know she doesn't drive (at least not competitively) but she does ride a bike AND she's into her gadgets - what more could a bloke want? (other than good looks, nice baps, long legs, lots of money, etc etc...)

I could definitely agree on Suzi Perry.

What about Sabine Schmitz?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabine_Schmitz

I know she has been on TG but who cares!

I'm not commenting. I think I live in a parallel universe.
Can we have no 'Ring jokes, please.

Ok if we are talking driving totty what about Jodi Kidd?

aye - she'll do

I hope I'm not spoiling the Coupe TV party and I could be completely wrong but I dont think the coupe will make the cut for the show.

During the last show they said go to website for videos that they wont have time to show over the series, so I had a look and the cheapskate alternative was one of the extra videos there (unless I missed it during the tv show, which if I did this post is totally useless). It was a 2 minute section about the Corrado VR6 being the cheapskate alternative to the R8 V10 they had on.

Hopefully they will have time to air it though.

Morrison, they did show the Corrado VR6 cheapskate bit

haha ooops. Wonder what I was doing then, totally missed it!

I couldn't quite get the Corrado VR6 as a cut price Audi R8 - I had one years ago & it wasn't bad, but the Coupe was better (well, in looks & performance anyway!). Looking forward to the Coupe next week & a serious piece on it rather than the TG "Boadica" wheels rot.

And that loop-the-loop was the best stunt I've seen on a car show EVER - and much better than any stunt TG have done recently IMO.

Dont get your hopes up Mona,i am afraid next week will follow the same format with the Coupe also called a cheapskate.

my birds better looking than all of them by miles but hates cars so Id still swap lol
dont think jodie kids that nice