Other insurance needed?

Posted By: PeteP

Other insurance needed? - 13/06/2014 19:09

Just like you can get insurance for cars, property, sports, etc, you can now get insurance for sex.

Here's the list, most tastes are catered for:

Code:

Sex with your wife                                Legal & General

Sex on the telephone                              Direct Line

Sex with your partner                             Standard Life

Sex with someone different                        Go Compare

Sex with a lady of generous proportion            More Than 

Sex on the back seat of a car                     Sheila's Wheels

Sex with a prostitute                             Commercial Union

Sex with your maid                                Employer's Liability

Sex with an OAP                                   Saga

Sex resulting in pregnancy                        General Accident

Sex with a transvestite                           Confused.com

Posted By: Richie007

Re: Other insurance needed? - 13/06/2014 19:23

Very amusing!

Posted By: Countrycruising

Re: Other insurance needed? - 14/06/2014 00:22

Posted By: Possum

Re: Other insurance needed? - 14/06/2014 06:46

Having recently retired as an insurance agent/financial planner, I did get a few laughs from the list.

I did have an agency with Commercial Union!!

Posted By: Sedicivalvole

Re: Other insurance needed? - 23/06/2014 16:39

Posted By: Countrycruising

Re: Other insurance needed? - 23/06/2014 17:05

What about sex with animals, NFU?