Nice and clean back to that one, I obviously need to drive faster!
No, what you need to do is this.
You need to take your van to an empty field on a hot day at 2:43pm and drive in reverse at 20mph, for exactly 30 seconds.
Doing this will create a temporal convergence in both the atmosphere outside the van as well as the atmosphere inside it. This will subsequently make positronic graviton particles as well as omega photon particles that are present in the air, come into direct contact with the back of the van. These particles will then sequentially bond and create a negatively charged non-stick surface.
And now for the science part! From then on, whenever your van moves forward at a speed of at least 10mph, this surface will constantly transmit electromagnetic protons that will actively repel dirt on a cellular level and prevent it from sticking to the back of your van.