Posted By: Anonymous
Idiots at Brands Hatch
Posted By: jimbob13
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 16/06/2014 10:25
I think the drivers surname must be Ass.
Posted By: Gripped
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 16/06/2014 14:06
Must have been a rush though....
But very naughty and dangerous.
But very naughty and dangerous.
Posted By: RusH
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 16/06/2014 16:09
listening to the in car footage he sounds like a complete bell end.
His other half seems quite upset... not to mention the fact that he would have ruined it for lots of other people interupting the race.
His other half seems quite upset... not to mention the fact that he would have ruined it for lots of other people interupting the race.
Posted By: one4seven
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 16/06/2014 18:06
Commentary on this is quite funny: "Its.... its... a Golf..... whaaat?"
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/114482
http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/114482
Posted By: Fishy_Dave
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 16/06/2014 22:31
Not good, this will have knock on consequences for many of us who enjoy racing, maybe even trackdays. Pistonheads reaction
Posted By: Countrycruising
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 16/06/2014 22:42
An absolute idiot!
Also reported on Sky news.
http://news.sky.com/story/1283502/man-held-after-brands-hatch-race-gatecrashed
Also reported on Sky news.
http://news.sky.com/story/1283502/man-held-after-brands-hatch-race-gatecrashed
Posted By: adder58
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/06/2014 13:52
The girl screaming was in my daughters class at school. I won't repeat how she referred to her...
His response has been posted on PH I haven't altered at all
i just wanna say a massive massive massive thank you to all the suppoirt from everyone i know what i done was naughtyt not going lie it was dangerous but only in the wrong hands i know how to drive a car an wouldnt be stupid enough to smash it into the side of a pack of beetles plus i stayed to the right hand side letting faster cars go past my left, all you haters are literally comical your all textbook nerds! none of you have even seen or felt a vagina and your all do as your told's an in my eyes that makes you a shrivvled testice, i live everyday like its my last an i wouldnt change a thing iv ever done, do you know why??? cause all you haters are proper nonces who wish tghey had colonies like mine!!! i done something what no ones ever done before it was stupid not going lie but moan to brands hatch instead cause they failed the security breech haaa if it was really that dangerous how come no one battered an eyelid when i drove on
His response has been posted on PH I haven't altered at all
i just wanna say a massive massive massive thank you to all the suppoirt from everyone i know what i done was naughtyt not going lie it was dangerous but only in the wrong hands i know how to drive a car an wouldnt be stupid enough to smash it into the side of a pack of beetles plus i stayed to the right hand side letting faster cars go past my left, all you haters are literally comical your all textbook nerds! none of you have even seen or felt a vagina and your all do as your told's an in my eyes that makes you a shrivvled testice, i live everyday like its my last an i wouldnt change a thing iv ever done, do you know why??? cause all you haters are proper nonces who wish tghey had colonies like mine!!! i done something what no ones ever done before it was stupid not going lie but moan to brands hatch instead cause they failed the security breech haaa if it was really that dangerous how come no one battered an eyelid when i drove on
Posted By: Countrycruising
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/06/2014 14:12
Posted By: barnacle
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/06/2014 14:16
Now far be it from me to criticise such an articulate, well brought up, considerate, and polite youngster... but I hope they through the book at him. Perhaps a dictionary.
I wonder what sort of colonies he has?
I wonder what sort of colonies he has?
Posted By: jimbob13
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/06/2014 14:38
Originally Posted By: barnacle
I wonder what sort of colonies he has?
Cold colonies, it would appear, given the earlier reference to test-ice.
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/06/2014 15:50
Originally Posted By: barnacle
but I hope they through the book at him. Perhaps a dictionary.
Haha.
Posted By: Gripped
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/06/2014 15:50
Perhaps the driving test could include basic literacy.....
Hold on. That would exclude half the UK population....
Making the roads quieter for me to drive on...
Now, where's my quill and headed paper. I'll suggest this idea to my MP.
Hold on. That would exclude half the UK population....
Making the roads quieter for me to drive on...
Now, where's my quill and headed paper. I'll suggest this idea to my MP.
Posted By: H_R
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/06/2014 16:35
It is a worry that there are total dicks like this out there that may be knocking on your door to pick your daughter up for a date, or even a boyfriend of one of your daughters friends! and if he wants to live everyday like his last god knows what he gets upto on the road or anywhere else!!
Posted By: barnacle
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/06/2014 16:40
That thought had occurred to me.
Though, what with evolution in action and all that, his last day may be sooner rather than later - though the thought of the collateral damage concerns me.
Though, what with evolution in action and all that, his last day may be sooner rather than later - though the thought of the collateral damage concerns me.
Posted By: PeteP
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/06/2014 16:47
We can just hope darwinism strikes before this idiot kills someone else whilst living as if it is his last day.
Illiterate? Is that when your parents forgot to get married?
Illiterate? Is that when your parents forgot to get married?
Posted By: jimboy
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/06/2014 19:18
As I've said in the past I only make observations.
I observe there is something far wrong here. Whether through inter breading as previously suggested, or just a young male pleasing himself because it seems a good idea at the time & hell, no big deal 'cause I can do it *innit*
The decision is yours
I observe there is something far wrong here. Whether through inter breading as previously suggested, or just a young male pleasing himself because it seems a good idea at the time & hell, no big deal 'cause I can do it *innit*
The decision is yours
Posted By: Countrycruising
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/06/2014 21:44
Originally Posted By: barnacle
though the thought of the collateral damage concerns me.
As Dave has suggested above the knock on effect will surely effect track days and there expense to cater for an increase in staff to monitor for such idiots.
It's utterly amazing this has happened, and the fact this scrote isn't bothered by his public display and statement just proves he should be made an example off.
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/06/2014 21:44
If some Film/TV programme, a comedy celeb or Clarkson and his posse had done this - we would be pissing ourselves laughing at it and the incompetence of those running the place.
Regardless of whether the guy is an idiot, inbred, from Essex or not, and apart from the girls obvious distress - I think it was quite funny and showed what plonkers the Brands Hatch organisers are. That a public car can drive onto the Pit Lane without being challenged is bad enough. Then to drive onto the track just showed the circuit staff to be bunch of amateurs.
Regardless of whether the guy is an idiot, inbred, from Essex or not, and apart from the girls obvious distress - I think it was quite funny and showed what plonkers the Brands Hatch organisers are. That a public car can drive onto the Pit Lane without being challenged is bad enough. Then to drive onto the track just showed the circuit staff to be bunch of amateurs.
Posted By: barnacle
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 18/06/2014 06:50
Originally Posted By: Lego
If some Film/TV programme, a comedy celeb or Clarkson and his posse had done this - we would be pissing ourselves laughing at it and the incompetence of those running the place.
Had that been a TV stunt, it would have been carefully scripted and rehearsed, with everyone on the track knowing what was going on. Even on Top Gear.
You're quite right in that Brands Hatch need to ask some questions - at the very least there should have been some mechanical barrier - but this is not their fault; it's the reckless behaviour of an idiot who 'lives every day as if it's his last' without regard for any other member of society.
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 18/06/2014 08:14
Maybe he next day should be his last, what a tosser. Just glad he didn't do it during a faster race, could you imagine steaming down the straight and finding a polo doing 100 mph+ less than you on the racing line?
Posted By: Gripped
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 18/06/2014 09:09
With my sensible health and safety head on it is a completely stupid and dangerous stunt. But i wonder whether we would have the same attitude if your grandad had done the same thing back in 1953 ? i think it would become the family legend proudly repeated at parties.
Just a thought
Just a thought
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 18/06/2014 09:37
Originally Posted By: Barnacle
Had that been a TV stunt, it would have been carefully scripted and rehearsed, with everyone on the track knowing what was going on. Even on Top Gear
Exactly! and that's why it's truly funny because it isn't scripted. He's actually doing for real what Top Gear and others pretend to be doing and which far more intelligent people as well as idiots like himself find hilarious and believe to be real.
Posted By: Fishy_Dave
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 18/06/2014 10:25
I organise Motor Racing as my day job and this could have easily happened at one of my events (we were at Brands 3 weeks ago). During these events the meeting is run by the organising club, in this case the BRSCC, NOT by the circuit. The clubs are run for their racing members, have very few paid staff but do have an army of superb volunteers.
The Funcup and many other club races are multi driver, pit stop races, so to install a gate or some other form of restriction at the end of the pit lane isn't realistic. Would you have expected a Marshal to jump in front of the car to stop it?!
You can't always allow for individuals stupidity; if the next stunt happens to be a member of the crowd streaking across the track having climbed the safety fencing (which can't be barbed or razor for obvious reasons) would you also hold the organising club responsible? It's another case of blame culture when it's someone else who is responsible; no, just three people were to blame for their actions.
This will probably cause more pain for club racing, increasing red tape and costs for all involved.
Lego, you are very welcome to be my guest at a future race meeting and you'll see the difficulties involved in the pit lane, plus you'll leave with a smile on your face without feeling the need to do something daft (I hope)
Take a look at the calendar and I'll send you some tickets CSCC
Dave
The Funcup and many other club races are multi driver, pit stop races, so to install a gate or some other form of restriction at the end of the pit lane isn't realistic. Would you have expected a Marshal to jump in front of the car to stop it?!
You can't always allow for individuals stupidity; if the next stunt happens to be a member of the crowd streaking across the track having climbed the safety fencing (which can't be barbed or razor for obvious reasons) would you also hold the organising club responsible? It's another case of blame culture when it's someone else who is responsible; no, just three people were to blame for their actions.
This will probably cause more pain for club racing, increasing red tape and costs for all involved.
Lego, you are very welcome to be my guest at a future race meeting and you'll see the difficulties involved in the pit lane, plus you'll leave with a smile on your face without feeling the need to do something daft (I hope)
Take a look at the calendar and I'll send you some tickets CSCC
Dave
Posted By: Carlscott
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 18/06/2014 10:37
Jesus christ, poor girl. I hope her dad catches up with the lad
That could have ended in absolute disaster, luckily it didn't
I think organisers need to take a good look at security measures here but then again as said you just can't plan for complete human stupidity!
That could have ended in absolute disaster, luckily it didn't
I think organisers need to take a good look at security measures here but then again as said you just can't plan for complete human stupidity!
Posted By: Edinburgh
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 18/06/2014 11:31
Originally Posted By: Fishy_Dave
I organise Motor Racing as my day job and this could have easily happened at one of my events (we were at Brands 3 weeks ago). During these events the meeting is run by the organising club, in this case the BRSCC, NOT by the circuit. The clubs are run for their racing members, have very few paid staff but do have an army of superb volunteers.
The Funcup and many other club races are multi driver, pit stop races, so to install a gate or some other form of restriction at the end of the pit lane isn't realistic. Would you have expected a Marshal to jump in front of the car to stop it?!
You can't always allow for individuals stupidity; if the next stunt happens to be a member of the crowd streaking across the track having climbed the safety fencing (which can't be barbed or razor for obvious reasons) would you also hold the organising club responsible? It's another case of blame culture when it's someone else who is responsible; no, just three people were to blame for their actions.
This will probably cause more pain for club racing, increasing red tape and costs for all involved.
Lego, you are very welcome to be my guest at a future race meeting and you'll see the difficulties involved in the pit lane, plus you'll leave with a smile on your face without feeling the need to do something daft (I hope)
Take a look at the calendar and I'll send you some tickets CSCC
Dave
The Funcup and many other club races are multi driver, pit stop races, so to install a gate or some other form of restriction at the end of the pit lane isn't realistic. Would you have expected a Marshal to jump in front of the car to stop it?!
You can't always allow for individuals stupidity; if the next stunt happens to be a member of the crowd streaking across the track having climbed the safety fencing (which can't be barbed or razor for obvious reasons) would you also hold the organising club responsible? It's another case of blame culture when it's someone else who is responsible; no, just three people were to blame for their actions.
This will probably cause more pain for club racing, increasing red tape and costs for all involved.
Lego, you are very welcome to be my guest at a future race meeting and you'll see the difficulties involved in the pit lane, plus you'll leave with a smile on your face without feeling the need to do something daft (I hope)
Take a look at the calendar and I'll send you some tickets CSCC
Dave
A well-rounded post with a happy ending!
PS if (for some sinister underhand reason) Lego can't make it........
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 18/06/2014 12:16
I agree with everything everybody has said in this thread including myself
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 24/06/2014 21:44
This is sad as I've done years off club racing all different levels. The clubs can only do so much as Dave said most don't get paid.
Bloodily idiots like them cause so many problems on and off the track.
The club should take them court if they can afford it.
Now there is video evidence lol. Unlucky for them.
Bloodily idiots like them cause so many problems on and off the track.
The club should take them court if they can afford it.
Now there is video evidence lol. Unlucky for them.
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 27/06/2014 09:46
I wonder if the father of the girl has seen this?
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 03/07/2014 12:02
What a stupid little £%^&*$, I know exactly what he needs!!
Have to say, what the hell type of security measures (lack of) allow that to happen?!
Have to say, what the hell type of security measures (lack of) allow that to happen?!
Posted By: Emjay
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 10/10/2014 16:30
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 10/10/2014 16:52
Hopefully he will go to Jail.
A friend of mine was taking part in that race, when this tosser drove passed him in the pit lane and on to the circuit. Ruined the day for many hard working people, to say nothing of the risk to peoples lives.
A friend of mine was taking part in that race, when this tosser drove passed him in the pit lane and on to the circuit. Ruined the day for many hard working people, to say nothing of the risk to peoples lives.
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 10/10/2014 19:33
He is a t@£t I raced bikes for years and a lot if planning and time money etc is put into it to be ruined by a idiot.
Send him down or cube his car.
Send him down or cube his car.
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 11/10/2014 00:21
Originally Posted By: crazylegs
He is a t@£t I raced bikes for years and a lot if planning and time money etc is put into it to be ruined by a idiot.
Send him down or and cube his car.
Send him down or and cube his car.
Sorted that.
Posted By: Theresa
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 11/10/2014 00:39
How can he be sorry that he'd done it, yet say he'd do it again? To55er 
Posted By: adder58
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/11/2014 14:06
8 months in Prison
Looks like he went a bought a new suit
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30082212
Looks like he went a bought a new suit
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-30082212
Posted By: Dazvr6
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/11/2014 16:25
Shame it wasn't a bit longer.
Stupid little boy!
Stupid little boy!
Posted By: Countrycruising
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/11/2014 17:04
Originally Posted By: Dazvr6
Shame it wasn't a bit longer.
Stupid little boy!
Stupid little boy!
Agree as no doubt he'll be out early for good behaviour.
Posted By: jimbob13
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/11/2014 17:19
Is it wrong for me to hope that he's as mouthy in prison as he has proved himself to be elsewhere?
Posted By: Countrycruising
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/11/2014 17:33
He'll make lots of new friends if he is mouthy, especially in the shower
Posted By: Edinburgh
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/11/2014 20:12
Originally Posted By: Countrycruising
He'll make lots of new friends if he is mouthy, especially in the shower
He might not have the cheek.
Posted By: jimbob13
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/11/2014 20:14
I'm sure he'll enjoy exploring new colonies...
Posted By: dibbers
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/11/2014 21:16
a rarely seen 100% win for british justice today.
totally sets a marker against future precedent.
just think, which one is more likely in and amongst conversations in coming days,
scenario a) "what a hero, what a laff innit, did you see that he got community service, what you doing next week with the fiesta..."
or scenario b) "what a hero, eleventy million hitz on youtoob, but bloody hell, prison - 'f that!".
answers on a postcard, fao a boring miserable late 30 something...
totally sets a marker against future precedent.
just think, which one is more likely in and amongst conversations in coming days,
scenario a) "what a hero, what a laff innit, did you see that he got community service, what you doing next week with the fiesta..."
or scenario b) "what a hero, eleventy million hitz on youtoob, but bloody hell, prison - 'f that!".
answers on a postcard, fao a boring miserable late 30 something...
Posted By: Countrycruising
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 17/11/2014 22:02
I said this earlier on FB and I'll say it again here.
The sentence should of been 18 months, he was a complete idiot driving on a race circuit where he could of killed himself, his passengers, other drivers, a marshal or even a spectator.
His actions were selfish and dangerous, and for what, a laugh!
The sentence should of been 18 months, he was a complete idiot driving on a race circuit where he could of killed himself, his passengers, other drivers, a marshal or even a spectator.
His actions were selfish and dangerous, and for what, a laugh!
Posted By: Dazvr6
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 18/11/2014 15:52
All we can hope is that 8 months in the showers with 'Mr Big' will teach him a lesson and maybe the girls father has more than a word or two for him on his release.
Posted By: Anonymous
Re: Idiots at Brands Hatch - 25/01/2016 21:12
if i had a son, and if he had the 'absence of mind' to pull a stunt like this the least of his worries would be his girlfriends dad...
I'm 'glad' to have a girl and apparently another one on the way. (ask me again in 7 or 8 years)
I'm 'glad' to have a girl and apparently another one on the way. (ask me again in 7 or 8 years)