Your 100-year predictions?

After reading about these predictions made 100 years ago, and how most have been strikingly accurate, i am wondering what people's predictions for the next 100 years are.

Anyone care to make any?

I predict your side skirts will still be in my GOD DAMNED INFERNAL garage in 100 years

Given the shape of your garage i'm sure they'll be the only things holding the roof up!

Just put them on your damn car

Your free storage period ends soon

I'll have my own garage to store them in, in 6 months

In 6 months time, it'll be "what side skirts". My finger is hovering over the sell button on eBay...

I can predict and guarantee that in 100 years time, I'll be dead

Not me, I'm gonna live forever T.

Shiny's not got the monopoly on immortality!

Only if I deem you worthy of reincarnation...

Besides Dan, if I grant you acess to Shinetopia (available now at only 15% of your gross annual income, operators are standing by for your call) why would you ever want to come back?!

Truffle - these aren't the sideskirts you had off me, FOC, about 5 years ago surely?

haha nope, they're in a shed in Bournemouth still.

i'm not even joking!

(assuming the shed is still standing) we rent the house out to a family now.

I still won't have a personal jet pack, hover car or robot butler....curse you Raymond Baxter

In 100 years time we will have Gran Turismo 6.

.... and DIE VERY HARD INDEED.. Bruce Willis will have had a dangerous hair transplant

And the end of the DFS sale?

Stan will be on one billion posts.

And thank god Brian Cox will have stopped wondering how many atoms there are in the universe.

Mice will be mans greatest threat.
Secret filming

Razors will have 35 blades.

Kate Middleton's Grand-daughter will be the Queen Mum.

Scotland will win the World cup and Edinburgh's trams will be nearly running

Dilithium crystal powered replacement for Hadrian's Wall completed.

5 year extended warranty taken out.

Nigel will have done 1 million miles in his Coupe?

Nah, he'll have done that in the next 3 years.

liverpool still wont have won the premiership...........

.... hopefully paid for by Alex Salmond!

No, the skeletal remains of Nigel strapped into his car will be unearthed in the centre of what used to be 'Birmingham', long ago drowned in its own crud.

There will be no accepted English language anymore.

The word 'like' will be the commonest utterance in the world.

The expression "He goes .. and I'm like .." will be the next commonest, its usage limited only by the inability of 50% of the population to string more than two words together in any recognisable pattern.

The economy as we know it will have undermined itself, with everyone of child-producing age having gone on benefits, leaving no-one to produce any wealth for the country, which would have paid the benefits.

Everyone will be at university.

I thought this thread pertained to 'like' future events, not 'like' current ones?

Aye you could be right there Brian, eh?

I reckon a new figure of speech will come into use, called sarcasm.

Surely not...

I wasn't being sarcastic.