Breaking News .... Here's another one

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards found still alive

Prove it!

At the heat death of the universe, all that remains in the faint infrared glow will be cockroaches, a faint smell of cat pee, and Keith Richards...

We should all be thinking about what kind of world our children will leave for Keith Richards.

Oddly enough, a (satiric) TV program in German tonight had a long list of folks who have shuffled off and joined the choir invisibule this year, and included Chuck Norris... shome mishtake shurely?

I mean, Chuck Norris can get a coupe through an MOT *without* servicing it first!

Age 78, so he's on the celebrity death watch list.

My favourite Norris meme; Jeasus walked on water, Chuck Norris swims through land