When actions get judged according to the person?

As opposed to the person getting judged by their actions.



Scenario 1

A very attractive person travelling on the bus, in the middle of the hottest summer since records began, is wearing a pair of wellingtons and suddenly they start badly singing, ''These wellingtons are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do, I've forgotten the lyrics and now I've missed my stop too!''

Response: everyone laughs, the person is regarded as quirky and cool, the bus driver starts reversing through busy traffic so that they can get off at their stop.





Scenario 2

A very unattractive person travelling on the bus, in the middle of the hottest summer since records began, is wearing a pair of wellingtons and suddenly they start badly singing, ''These wellingtons are made for walking, and that's just what they'll do, I've forgotten the lyrics and now I've missed my stop too!''

Response: everyone thinks the person is weird, nobody wants to go on that bus ever again, including the bus driver.

So which were you?

I'll have you know that I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts.

That or maybe my shirt is just too tight for me.

The inspector, silly

I 'ate you Butler

Apparently blondes have more fun.

I was blonde when I was a kid, and I definitely don't remember having any more fun than anyone else.

How would you know

Because as blonde, I was in a superior position to make that judgement.

Oh, I see what you did there.