Solid gold toilet stolen - Fiat Coupe Club UK

Posted By: barnacle

Solid gold toilet stolen - 14/09/2019 21:53

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-49700620

Apparently, police have nothing to go on...

Posted By: respace

Re: Solid gold toilet stolen - 14/09/2019 21:59

shouldn't this be in the crap joke section?

Posted By: Edinburgh

Re: Solid gold toilet stolen - 14/09/2019 22:31

Originally Posted by respace

shouldn't this be in the crap joke section?

Took me a few moments to get this

Posted By: jimboy

Re: Solid gold toilet stolen - 15/09/2019 07:55

Some one is taken the piss here.....

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Posted By: Submariner

Re: Solid gold toilet stolen - 16/09/2019 06:25

I bet someone has dumped it by now.

Posted By: JKD

Re: Solid gold toilet stolen - 16/09/2019 11:57

After reading this story, I have a couple of questions.

Number one...

Posted By: Edinburgh

Re: Solid gold toilet stolen - 16/09/2019 13:35

When the lid's lifted on the perpetrator he'll get panned..

Posted By: MeanRedSpider

Re: Solid gold toilet stolen - 16/09/2019 18:23

Police are trying to get someone to admit their gilt.

Posted By: respace

Re: Solid gold toilet stolen - 16/09/2019 18:30

Flushed with their success, the police have (gold) fingered Donald Dump, apparent there wasn't enough gold and orange in his life.

Posted By: respace

Re: Solid gold toilet stolen - 17/09/2019 17:31

Police have got a number two suspect.

Posted By: Submariner

Re: Solid gold toilet stolen - 17/09/2019 17:38

I was aware that Blenheim Palace was burgled and a solid gold toilet was stolen; I did hear CID initially had nothing to go on but had logged everything including a set of skid marks; it now looks like the police have pulled together to get a grip on the chain of events and have managed to flush out a new suspect:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-oxfordshire-49732289