Where has BoJo the Clown been?

So now we all know - moonlighting on CBeebies as Mr Tumble "now wash your hands (children) WHILST SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TWICE" WTF is going on?? If it was not so patronising and damn right insulting it would be funny.

Did anyone see his press conference on Sky news regarding the virus? I actually felt embarrassed for the two supporting characters.

Yes I saw that along with the other prat Rees mogg saying sing the national anthem whilst washing your mits. Tossers!

But we are biased Clanger!

Are we? That makes me even more depressed.

Ms Sturgeon has recommended washing your hands to 'Flower of Scotland ' for those North of the Border. That's well over the 20s minimum (longer if you go for the slow waltz time signature) so the Scots should be well safe from CV ..

It'll never get past Hadrian's Wall Alan. Those Romans knew what they were doing all those years ago

Yeah Pete but it's the Italians who have passed it on to the three cases up here!


Though I suspect the SNP is soon to be hit with its own internal virus...

Aye Pete your not wrong , it's the whisky that keeps us safe.... :drunk. :Those that knows its magical powers & the angel share are blessed....

You never cease to amaze me Simon - didn't see you being part of Anonymous although you'd cut a dash wearing a vandetta mask ..

You've lost me there Alan

The sooner Stan gives up this day job and gets back to the forum the better.

See, I get ejumacation on here every day...

Ditto, I've just gone and looked that word up. FFS

Maybe Alan knows something we don't.....

Virus? Like this? Is this a Virus?