No my niece fell down the stairs.
She is at that "RUN!" toddler age with no idea where she is going. My sisters house has no landing
the rooms open onto the stairs and the one time there is now barrier she is off! literally there is no landing between the two ups!
Shes OK but of cause, the ex has to be told and immediately creates a seance. His Idea of parenting is a talking Elmo and to as far as we can tell ( no one talks
) strap the lal-un down. They had two rockers and the lal-un's hobbies include climbing in an out of the one at Nan's house and saying "Oh?" before escaping and giggling. then running about. She is tall for her age. And always hungry
I need to take up pressies for people, taken miniature heroes in to our local ambulance and minor injuries but have an A&E and an Children's ward to visit. To strike an opposition to her ex bad mouthing them. Really they cant be faulted. Everyone; inc. other parents; was trying to help rthe laluns Mum calm down about the whole thing.
My niece's parents are both on the birth certificate, He got his surname down as the lalun's and miss-spelled her middle name; my welsh Nans who was named by here dad who was in Loraine, France.
That pisses me off the controlling (insert for letter word).
The lalun comes back to mum every Thursday, ravenous. Nan takes then to lunch and shopping Thursday and then Friday afternoon we all get together, I show up some time after 5PM. That's time for second dinner and bath time.
Saturday I'm baby sitting while Mum teaches extra maths in the morning then cook dinner in the afternoon. Nan baby sits Sunday while extra maths again then over to Nan's for Sunday roast.
All the while we are feeding the lal-un.
His exes had him as controlling B* and before he move in with my sister he was living out of a van I should have introduced him to a lake bed before he got her knocked up.
To explain who the ex is and what the (four letter word) is like:
He was kicked out by his dad aged 16 and lived in a friends shed
His mum abandoned him as a kid
He and his Mum pressured my sister into having an abortion or at least tried
He kicked off when He was told that he had to get a job when she went on maternity leave to pay for the three bedroom house my sister paid for.
He forced my sister to have the laluns surname as his
He has his share of custody the lalun gets ill.
Is not treating her Eczema
Tells the doctors she has bruises (Eczema) from my sister
doctor says " she has Eczema are you f-ing stupid she even has a prescription!"
tells the hospital "that he has sole custody and my sister cant have her" All lies
My sister is told she cant take her out of the hospital
My sister has melt down as a doctor tells her she cant take her daughter home, any parent can probably relate to that imagan being told that you cannot be left alone with your own kid and that that if you remove her the police will be called. Where the F* is he? getting his cock wet some place else (four letter word)
Him and his dad are using the sodding Freemason hand shake to have people do what they want.
OK that may actually be a rant.
At some point I'll have to play some cards but i want to make sure the rope will be long enough to snap necks.