Just to lighten things....
Coming home the other day, mid afternoon through "Inversneky" behind a driver in a SUV. Roundabouts & traffic lights seemed to be a problem for this driver, stalled several times, failed to go on green lights & his speed was at least A mile a fortnight..
I was in no hurry but first thought was this person is inebriated. I was just at the stage of should I stop & make a phone call when the SUV went right round a roundabout away from me, that's when I took note of the number plate.... The three last letters were FUD...