Well for those unsure the general format is this:
Guest entrance is only accepted with at least 1 crate of beer (or similar). This will be placed in a large bin outside to keep cold and people help themselves.
Anyone travelling a long way can venture down Friday night for a pre party curry and piss up.
Drinking normally starts around the 11am mark when everyone who got pissed the night before has woken up enough to master the top of a beer can.
BBQ will be done at various intervals all through the afternoon and evening depending what and when people want to eat. We provide all the food.
Loud music will be played constantly. There are 2 televisions for those not up to partying.
The garden will be full of silly toys and games suitable for 6 months and upwards. These normally end up just being thrown at each other as alcohol prevents the correct mastering of any skill element.
Party finishes when the last person passes out.
For those not allocated a bed, we have camp beds and airbeds to sleep around 15 people, or there are a couple of cheap b&b's in town (10 minute walk). If it is warm it has been known for several people just to remain on the lawn where they fell.
This venue is NOT considered suitable for actual children
This year the excuse is my birthday so all presents are for me
(About time seeing as it's the 5th party we've had
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