My coop has been off the road for a few months (until recently) while I'd been off driving round various bits of the world. Left her on the folks drive and asked them to keep an eye, and just hose off any bird poop. Giving her the first proper clean up last week I notice a ruddy ding right in the feature line on the front wing, and a big chip out of the bonnet. I know full-well that the old man has bashed it with a ladder, but he won't own up. And it's covered in blemishes from all the bird s**te!
I also lent him my old Saab 900 T16s. Somehow, in half an hour, he managed to snap off the telescopic aerial which only extends with the ignition on!
Bleddy dad. Luckily my girl has no aspirations toward driving my car. . .

Would one notice if one would be offered a lift in the bumblebee?

Nothing more gutting than somebody else stuffing up your mistress, Edinburgh.

My girlfriend denied a scratch on her 1 month old wheels, even though she was the only one who drove the car . To be fair, she did admit to a curbing scratch a few days before and was annoyed with herself.

I hope it doesn't cause too much of an arguement for you. It's going to come down to 'that car, or me' and who's going to win ?

Of course, I would never sneak out and look over the car after the wife has been it ... oh no, not me!

Really though, best thing I ever did was buy her a jap junker, I could see the weight floating up into the air the split second I bought it