mate they've got 2nd hand ones for sale lol

all been broken in for you

Indeed

That even looks like a full time "doll forum" which really does amaze me; beyond the joke, pretty sad

But hey, also pretty goddam funny

My comments/questions on this topic:

Totally tragic, highly hilarious.

'Zara' looks like Nadia from Big Brother.

Do you think they have meets? And do they sit around at the meets pretending that their dolls are talking, by putting their ears next to their mouths, like on The Sooty Show?

Do you think they have a Doll Spotting section where they post if they see other owners with their dolls in their car?

I suppose their hobby gives a whole new meaning to 'burning rubber.'

to be fair, i'm pretty sure people could come to simuler conclusions about a good percentage of us who grace a car owners forum.

Yes there was a thread on "coop love" once Wans't me mind. My tail pipe had fell off at the time and would have resulted in serious injury.

OMG and Lol

I've heard and seen a lot of things over the years, but never heard of this doll thing/fetish

Pretty amazing how good the dolls look, but a bit weird how blokes treat them as if they're real, especially Zara after her ravishing lol

What are the male dolls like?

Look here!!!

CAREFUL AGAIN! I've chosen a link which doesn't show anything too dodgy, but click else where and you will see stuff that your employer may not like (or you may well not like)

I'm struggling to think of anything cooler to be honest.

I can only be so tollernt!

I think I'll stick with my cardboard cut out of stan


No worries with my employer, I don't really look on the forum from the works pc, although I have sent the link about the female dolls to my boss so he can have a laugh too

I say let these people enjoy their fetish.

We should be dollerant.

I've never been more scared to click on an internet link in my life!

This is just scary.

http://dollforum.com/forum/ad_images/abyss-201009.gif

NOT SAFE

I mean, what possible use could they be??

Nuts.


It was the Japanese who started this trend. I remember a few years back.

I saw a documentary about these Real Dolls on TV a few weeks ago.
I can't forget about the part some middle-aged guy mentioned one of his (7?) dolls began to smell like fish. At that point he took a toiletbrush, or something similar, and scooped out the mayonaise.
It was chuncky and yellow...
I'm having eating and sleeping dissorders ever since.

I didn't realise the head gasket could go on a doll. Jeez, the things we learn eh?

I wonder what Women's Lib would say about it.

Anyone?

Sp*nk Bowser

Congratulations, you have made me feel like chucking!

Actually it's probably totally innocent. Let me think.. Strong fishy smell, off-white colour? Yes, it's Gentleman's relish Mmm yummy!

So in order to cause more emotional trauma I've looked up what I was talking about earlier.
If you want to know about the Doll-repair guy who occasionaly can't resist temptation you can watch the whole video.
For middle-aged mayonaise guy skip to 2:10.
I would suggest watching the full documentary because it's sad, disgusting, chocking and much more..

But don't eat while watching, I did.