"You know how he likes to crap in squad cars."

Any which way you can?

Yup - your turn.

Name and number.

You know my name and you b%&£#@ds gave me the f@£#@ng number

McVicar

Ok my go.

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe...."

Blade runner.

The ice is going break.

(ooeerr the forum grammer Nazis strike, the quote is, the ice is gon.n.a break.)

Remember when I said I would kill you last. I lied.

commando

"I got worms"

Is it Dumb and Dumber?

"What? To go to bed with a man and lie to him?

She's a woman. She's got all the training she needs"

So was I right? Was it Dumb and Dumber? (I'm pretty sure it was)

Your one is Anthony Hopkins in Mission Impossible. I'd say the second one.

Correctamundo

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I'm all out of bubblegum.

Pride & Prejudice?

Evil Dead 2: Army of darkness??

How many do I have to answer correctly before I get a go?

They Live.

Winner!

To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three Tigers

We're on a mission from God

and

Here's Johnny

Blues Brothers and The Shining?

A bit obvious, but a great line:

"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"

Terminator

"Storm clouds were brewing, large, black and pendulous"

'Rocky Horror Picture Show'

With thanks to my other half - Kelly's Heroes.

Although the rules seem to have gone out of the window here.

yes you were correct............

Correct

I'm walking here! I'm walking here!

Midnight cowboy? or back to the future?

AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother**cker in the room, accept no substitutes.

I watched that for the very first time on Sunday. Thought it was excellent.

Green mile?

" Oh they float, they all float down here Georgie ! "

IT ?

Correct

need to come up with afew less obvious ones I rekon !

Funny? Funny how? Like a clown? How the F$%k am I funny?

Goodfellas

Correctamondo. Even though I think the dialogue was a little different.

"When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it"

Donnie Brasco

One of my favourites - Housewives go anal IV

Correct Midnight cowboy

Correct

"Suddenly, after 25 years your telling me your not my uncle!??....what's next?...maybe I own a grocery stall in Zimbabwe ?!...."

Any chance I can borrow it?

I'll be back!

Any Arnie film !

"Does nothing hurt you?"
"Only pain..."

What would you like the musical, or the film?

Conan the Barbarian.

Here's one:

"Tell me Senator, did you nurse Catherine yourself, or did you breast feed her"?

No one ? is a slightly obsure, early nineties flick....

...and crap too

No idea, but can I throw in another one whilst people are pondering that?

"Non!"

Double Impact!



Every French film ever! C'mon, nobody's going get that!

Here's one of my favourites!:

"You're all under arrest. Come quietly or there will be - trouble."

RoboCop?

Joe, I didn't expect *you* to get that... not your usual run of film, I'd have thought!

Mark, yours is Mel Brook's 'Silent Movie'.

Must be - I haven't watched this classic for ages!

The only spoken word in Mel Brook's Silent movie.

Silence of the lambs.

Silent Movie it is, but Barnacle pipped you to the post Andrew.

..u...u



u...u...u

................................u
.....................u



..........................................u

We've already had Housewives do anal IV

Edited to add: D'Oh, I'm so stupid, that's from HDA V - Assplosion, isn't it?

No one??

A slightly easier line from the same film then.

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!

Withnail and I.

Correct!

When Harry met Sally?

Or was it something ruder!!!

You should read it all from left to right, not down the page. The spacing between the symbols is important, both horizontally and vertically

More clues please

The dots are red herrings as the spacing won't register otherwise. The u could be any character.

Track from the u nearest to the lh margin and work east observing carefully whether it goes up or down, also the frequency of the spacing.

Try tapping it......

close encounters of the third kind

Bingo!

Pulp Fiction?

Hmm, I think you're on the right lines swin ..

ok the spacing from the first to second u is up 4 and the same down....

from the fifth u the spacing is 3 down, then 1 up etc

Simon, let me introduce you to the non-breaking space.

       *
     *
  *
 *
*
 *
  *
   *

(quote it to see how it's done)

the good the bad the ugly

Deliverance

Agreed

I is good at films sometimes

OK, I'm going to have a turn...

"When Canada is dead and gone there'll be no more Celine Dion!"

Stab in the dark - The South Park movie? (Thinking of the song 'Blame Canada')

Your stab in the dark is right on target.

"My horse might think you were laughing at him."

Correcto!



Bad luck Mark, just pipped

After typing in that 42 times I'll

Thanks anyway

Now you're talking!

On a similar theme (that's probably made it a bit easy).

"I promise I'll never die."

Team America.

This is my rifle this is my gun. This one's for firing this one's for fun.

That's Full metal jacket excellent film!

Ok let's hope I'm not doing this out of any protocol but here's my go

"I'm going hit the brakes and she'll fly right by"

Top Gun!!

Okay what about...

"He'll regret it till his dying day, if ever he lives that long"

The quiet man.

"Are you unhappy?"

"Not inordinately."

Is it Psycho??

Bloody hell - yes!

Well done.

And I trust no Googling was involved?

I watched it 2 weeks ago, for the first time in about 20 years!

Who knows......

"I promise I will never die"

"What do you think you're doing, holding up a building?"

Die Hard???

It goes something like. . . . "I would make love to you rite here rite now if you promised me you will never die". . . . ."I will never die"

Er, a bit too recent. The questioned nods vigorously.

"In every job that must be done, there is an element of fun"

Mary Poppins.

that's what I tell myself when tackling the coupe