Meh...... such is life

Good Day,
I was just wondering if you heard the good news too.
I'm from the Global Support Groups management team.
Your email is in Category C. Your E-MAIL was drawn for a donation.
Reference Number ; 19111501503 for the claim of your winning prize

They could have told you how many millions you'd won, very disappointing

Hhahahaha.......... made me chuckle

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TV Licensing - Tax notification -

Dear Sir/Madam,

Please update your details now,quickly and easly online*.

Please keep this email safe, as it tells you
how to update yout details.TV Licensing
wants to inform you that your Billing
Information records are out of date.

That requires you to update your details
as soon as possible.Failure to update
your record will result in account and
licence cancelation.

You can easily update you details online.
Please click on "Update your details"
to start the update process.

Your faithfully,

Debbie Backett
Customer Service Manager

Update your details

Details:
Reference number : 453593
Expiry date: 11/22/2023 5:47:28 a.m.
E-mail address:f_c_s_s@hotmail.com

If you dont't keep up with your payments, your licence could be canceled and you will no longer be covered

Yes tv licensing aren’t so nice in their emails

Greetings!



I have to share bad news with you. Approximately a few months ago, I gained access to your devices, which you use for internet browsing. After that, I have started tracking your internet activities.



Here is the sequence of events:


Some time ago, I purchased access to email accounts from hackers (nowadays, it is quite simple to buy it online). I have easily managed to log in to your email account f_c_s_s@hotmail.com.



One week later, I have already installed the Cobalt Strike "Beacon" on the Operating Systems of all the devices you use to access your email. It was not hard at all (since you were following the links from your inbox emails). All ingenious is simple. .



This software provides me with access to all your devices controllers (e.g., your microphone, video camera, and keyboard).
I have downloaded all your information, data, photos, videos, documents, files, web browsing history to my servers. I have access to all your messengers, social networks, emails, chat history, and contacts list.



My virus continuously refreshes the signatures (it is driver-based) and hence remains invisible for antivirus software. Likewise, I guess by now you understand why I have stayed undetected until this letter.



While gathering information about you, i have discovered that you are a big fan of adult websites. You love visiting porn websites and watching exciting videos while enduring an enormous amount of pleasure. Well, i have managed to record a number of your dirty scenes and montaged a few videos, which show how you masturbate and reach orgasms.



If you have doubts, I can make a few clicks of my mouse, and all your videos will be shared with your friends, colleagues, and relatives. Considering the specificity of the videos you like to watch (you perfectly know what I mean), it will cause a real catastrophe for you.


I also have no issue at all with making them available for public access (leaked and exposed all data).
General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR): Under the rules of the law, you face a heavy fine or arrest.
I guess you don't want that to happen.



Let's settle it this way:


You transfer $1621 USD to me and once the transfer is received, I will delete all this dirty stuff right away. After that, we will forget about each other. I also promise to deactivate and delete all the harmful software from your devices. Trust me. I keep my word.



That is a fair deal, and the price is relatively low, considering that I have been checking out your profile and traffic for some time by now. If you don't know how to purchase and transfer Bitcoin - you can use any modern search engine.



You need to send that amount here Bitcoin wallet:
19PhtdzkBiGq7Hkg6GgFRhoyFn8JEzPLqA



(The price is not negotiable).
You have 2 days in order to make the payment from the moment you opened this email.



Do not try to find and destroy my virus! (All your data is already uploaded to a remote server).
Do not try to contact me. Various security services will not help you; formatting a disk or destroying a device will not help either, since your data is already on a remote server.



This is an APT Hacking Group. Don't be mad at me, everyone has their own work.
I will monitor your every move until I get paid.
If you keep your end of the agreement, you won't hear from me ever again.



Everything will be done fairly!
One more thing. Don't get caught in similar kinds of situations anymore in the future!
My advice: keep changing all your passwords frequently

you've been rumbled Joe, all those car porn videos will now haunt you

Make a claim for work-time lost reading all that

Is he talking about that video of the Range Rover owner being super friendly to it Joe?

If so, it took him a long time to rumble you. I would have thought that with your back you would have gone on to higher things by now.

We had a couple like this in the Club email recently, we all went into hiding

My Dear,

I am writing to inform you of the situation concerning your overdue payment that has stayed here for so long. I am here to make sure you get back this awaited payment into your account. I overhead the new director collaborating with other commercial bank officials to divert some overdue funds that have stayed here for a lengthy account period into their private Swiss account. And I believe yours is inclusive.

If I can not handle this to the best of my knowledge. I would not have contacted you. I am aware you have spent a lot of money to secure back this fund into your account or have it delivered to you; but they kept requesting for more funds from you thereby depriving you the capacity to get along with them. At this moment, I want you to work with me and make our communications confidential. It will benefit you more if you suspend any form of communication with anyone at the moment until I get back these funds into your account.. I have assisted a certain man from North Carolina USA and it worked out. All you need to do is follow my advice and allow me to handle the rest from here. Get back to me immediately to enable me handle your file of payment in your best interest.

Sincerely,
Mrs. Jenna Perri,
Financial Systems Stability Directorate.

I wonder if you could actually commission one scammer to obtain monies on your behalf from another scammer?

(A symptom of old age: my accountant who has for years mitigated between me and the Infernal Revenoo has retired and sold his company. The new owners have requested that he returns from retirement to handle my relationships with the Idiots Revue...)

He's worth every penny then by the sounds of it, lol

Accountants are a PITA but like yourself when you've worked with the same firm for years it's a anxious thought changing to new people who might make a complete pigs ear of it!

Dear Beneficiary
TRANSFER ALERT!!
The details of this transaction are shown below:
Transfer Notification
Transfer From: Lloyds Bank
To destination Account:
Account Number : 38 - 9010 -0438058 - 01
Transaction Location : Lloyds Bank UK
Description : Instant Payment Outward
Amount US$ : 25,500,000.00
Value Date : 01-12-2023
Remarks : 89074390070190690003389765 USDXX VID
Credit Bank Name: Kiwi Bank NZ
Address: Otara Town Centre South Auckland New Zealand
Account Name: Sophie MM Winchester-Krishan
Address: 19 Dairy Road Otara, AUCKLAND New Zealand.
REF: 8700653489727XX87632W8921
Swift Code: KIWINZ22
Time of Transaction : 01:23
Document Number : 01
Purpose: International Fund.
Transfer Amount :$25,500,000.00
A transfer has been carried out to Account name: Sophie MM
Winchester-Krishan. Bank Name: Kiwi Bank New Zealand, Account number:
38 - 9010 -0438058 - 01 but currently ON HOLD.
You are kindly advised to cross check and confirm to us immediately if
you have instructed Sophie MM Winchester-Krishan from AUCKLAND New
Zealand to come to this bank for the change of your bank account, she
said you have authorized her to become the owner and beneficiary of
the said amount $25.5 Million.
Note that you have on or before 24hrs to get back to us and if you
fail to reply back then we will acknowledged that you have actually
given her the authority to change your bank account to claim this
funds into her bank account with Kiwi Bank New Zealand, so get back
immediately before we can release the funds ON HOLD to allow the
crediting into the bank account of Sophie MM Winchester-Krishan as
stated in the telex transmission Transfer that is ON HOLD.
Kindly reply back only on this email: ( davidwilliams567880@gmail.com )
Sincerely Yours
David Williams
Director, International Remittance.
Lloyds Bank

Hello ,

Compliment of the day. My name is Sara Davenport. I am a philanthropist. I dedicate my time and resources towards uplifting the downcast in different parts of the world. I am 68 years of age, and I was diagnosed with cancer about a year ago. All efforts to fight and resist it has proved abortive and as such, I am left with no other option than to give out financial donations to people that are inclined with charitable dispositions, so that they can also reach out to the less privileged in their immediate environment: especially those that are most affected by the Covid-19 pandemic. I have therefore bequeathed part of my fortune (Total sum of £1,963,920.00 Great Britain Pounds) to you in cash for your personal and charitable goals. I know I have never met you in person, but instincts tell me to do this in good faith and I hope you act sincerely. Reply for more details if interested.

Please note that this is solely a charity donation to you, for your personal and charitable goals. I hope you can reach out to the less privileged in your immediate environment.

Best Regards,
Sara Davenport

My name is Mr. Andrew Lee, Chairman OCBC Bank, Singapore. I have a beneficial venture in the tune of 116 million euros that will favour you with fair share of 40% for you and 60% for me.
Repy urgently.my message.

At last I've got one

I AM ABDUL ABUBAKAR RABIU, THE BUSINESS MAGNATE AND INVESTOR. I
CONTACTED YOU YEARS BACK FOR AN INVESTMENT OF $150,000,000.00 USD (
ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ) IN YOUR COUNTRY
BUT LACK OF TRUST WE COULD NOT COMPLETE IT .

I HAVE RELOCATED THE INVESTMENT TO JAPAN WITH THE ASSISTANCE OF
ANOTHER PERSONALITY .

HOWEVER, I DID NOT FORGET YOUR PREVIOUS EFFORTS. I KEPT A SUM OF
$3,000,000.00 ( THREE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ) WITH DIAMOND
BANK UNDER YOUR NAME. AND I WOULD LIKE YOU TO CONTACT MR. KELLEY
NICKOLAS THE EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR, TREASURY & INTERNATIONAL BANKING AT
DIAMOND BANK PLC, VIA HIS PRIVATE EMAIL ADDRESS HERE (
mariokelley9@gmail.com )SO HE CAN PROCESS THE RELEASE OF THE
$3,000,000.00

I WANT YOU TO MAKE USE OF THE $3,000,000.00 ( THREE MILLION UNITED
STATES DOLLARS ) FOR YOURSELF WHEN YOU RECEIVE IT.

I TOLD MR. KELLEY NICKOLAS OF DIAMOND BANK, THAT YOU WILL CONTACT HIM
AND I KNOW HE MUST BE EXPECTING TO READ FROM YOU BY NOW.

SINCERELY,
ABDUL ABUBAKAR RABIU

........and now you've opened it prepare yourself for a barrage of spam mail

Good Day,

My name is Mrs. Olena Andreikiv.

I am a Ukrainian citizen, and I work with Oschad Bank. As a
banker, I am the central vault recorder. I am responsible for the
administration and daily operation of the bank's central vault in
a safe and secure manner in accordance with the bank's
objectives, policies, procedures, and processes.

These are my primary duties and responsibilities with the Oschad
Bank. Before the unfortunate war broke out with the maximum
aggression and attack of the Russian President, Mr. Vladimir
Putin, and my branch bank was hit with multiple rockets to no
recognition, so many people died, and the Russian army's were
taking over the premises. I was able to escape, and I have been
sleeping between borders till I made my way to a neighboring
European country.

Towards the beginning of the war, I was able to channel the sum
of 79.5 million euros (seventy-nine million, five hundred
thousand euros) through a diplomatic channel successfully, which
is now in safety with the finance and security services arm of a
reputable bank, and presently I want a partner who will integrate
the above sum into investment.

I am unable to make a claim to this fund because I am a member of
the bank where it originates.

I need your help within the shortest possible period of time. I
will join you when I have resettled, and our sharing mode will be
50% equal split.

Reply to my private email: OlenaAndreikivoa@europe.com

Thanks.
Mrs. Olena Andreikiv.

Greetings my Beloved Friend.

I have decided to get in touch with you once more since you did not respond to my earlier email.

I am Mrs. Olivia Griggs, a widow to the late Engr. Steven Griggs from Australia. I am 78 years old and have had breast cancer for a very long time. My situation is seriously worsening, and my private doctor estimates that I may only have 6 months to live because the disease has progressed to the worst and most severe stage.

Five years ago, my late husband and my one and only son passed away, his demise was politically driven. My late husband owned and operated a successful Gold and Diamond business in London, the United Kingdom. He was a very successful rich Businessman. After his death, I received full ownership of all his assets/properties at home and abroad. According to my Doctor, I could only have 6 months to live. I have made the decision to donate GBP 5,600,000.00 Pounds (Five Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) to aid in the growth of Humanitarian Organizations in your country.

I found your email address during an urgent web search and my good spirit has led me to you as a sincere person. I can?t take this money to my grave therefore I have decided to send it to you so you may help the poor, orphans, students, and widows. The GBP 5.6Million Pounds is in my late husband's bank account in London, United Kingdom. When you reply back to me, As the Next of Kin. The money will be transferred to your bank account once I give the bank instructions.

Please send the information below to my personal email at
( mrsoliviagriggs78@gmail.com ) so that my lawyer will get all the necessary claim documents, and change them to your name as the receiver.

1. Your Full Names:
2. Your Full Address:
3. Your Numbers:
4. Your Line of Work:

I'm looking forward to your positive response.

Sincere Regards,

Mrs. Olivia Griggs.

Hello ,

I am barrister Alfred Michael, I am making an offer to you in relation
to
the death of my late client, who was your relative before his death,
leaving some huge amount of money (US$13,500,000.00) in the bank, after
unsuccessful attempts to find his relations here, I decided to contact
you.


For more details and information please reply to my private email
(alfredmichael1978@gmail.com)
.
Waiting for your quick response.

Barrister Alfred Michael.

Caro cliente, uma notificação está anexada para sua consideração.

<email> Sobre a expiração dos pontos, acesse o anexo abaixo.

Autenticação: dE1ylgXmITKrpOb11Sus


I don't think I'll bother opening the pdf

Neil

Hello this Dr George Aguilar this is to inform you that your ATM card
loaded worth of US $5.800.000.00 is ready to deliver to your home
address please contact our ATM payment center send your address now
and received your ATM card US $5,800.000.00 as soon as possible

Your Full Name...
Your Address..
Your City...
Your Airport..
Country....
Your Cell Phone..

email:atmc1368@gmail.com
Dr George Aguilar
Urgent Reply

"Your airport"

You've been keeping that one under your belt Joe.

Yes along with a city

United Bank for Africa
Head Office Address Uba House,
151 Museum,P.O. BOX 2406 Banjul,Gambia


I Am Mr. Saleh Dunoma the Chief Officer Operating united bank for
Africa , the international monetary fund (I.M.F.) in conjunction with
Organization of African Unity (O.A.U) is compensating all the scam
victims with the sum of $9.500.000.USD

And your email address was found in the scam victim's page, the united bank
for Africa and Federal Reserve Bank has been mandated by the (I.M.F)
to pay your compensation ($9.500, 000.USD) in cash through means of
diplomatic courier service hand delivery,

Therefore, do forward your home address, direct phone to this email,
mrsalehd33@gmail.com

Regards,
Mr Saleh Dunoma
Director cash processing unit
United Bank for Africa

contact this Email , mrsalehd33@gmail.com

I like that they found your email through a scam victims page, they are obviously totally legit