Conundrum of the sporty estate has been resolved. I have acquired an ugly silver estate with no soul. However, it does have a dyno printout at 346.5bhp, with forged Mahle pistons, forged rods and many more engine mods.
It also has Tein coilovers all around, White line front and rear ARB, plus Whiteline anti dive/anti lift kit, AP racing 356mm front discs with 6 pot calipers and much more.
Yes, it's an Impreza WRX estate, so not the most popular on here. But remember, I'm keeping my Ink Black Coupé.
How did Mrs Pigman take to the new car?
Me:- "I've bought a sensible estate with a very rare and lovely light grey Medici Italian leather interior."
Mrs Pigman:- "It's not very good looking."
Mrs Pigman after riding in it:- "It's very comfortable and much easier to get in and out of."
Mrs Pigman looking out of the window:- "It's a nice looking car."
I'm thinking she must be referring to something that went by.

So, result. Mrs Pigman is happy (Most important) and I have a car that doesn't feel slow after nearly five years of driving 20VT Coupés.