I think the name...Mr Sony Montana...would have also had a...ring ring to it.

Your email has won one million two hundred thousand United States Dollars in the BMW lottery 2016 in the United States contact Mr. Woodcliff Steve for your claim : bmwautomobile@foxmail.com​​

So this is it, then. Will you stay in touch?

But of course, the money won't change anything as I like annoying you lot

Now we know who you are....

Ha! That's nothing. I had an email yesterday from Winnie Mandela offering me squillions and all I had to do was send my bank details. Still waiting for my money from "The Reverend Lucky Wang".

Don't hold your breath. Sounds like a dick to me.

Homodichtomy.

TAX REFUND NOTIFICATION

lol, yes of course I'm going to download the tax filing attachment.

Terrible English and the HRMC picture that headed the email is obviously a pasted copy, Dur!

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After the last calculation of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a refund of 458.90 GBP.

You can apply immediately for your for tax refund by downloading the tax filing attached to this email.

Please fill in all your details and allow 4-5 working days to receive your funds.

Crown copyright 2016

Yeah, but that's all just money.

This arrived in one of our "No-Reply" email addresses the other day....



No idea if this is a cunning ruse, or just an idiot.....

Baffling, lol

Well could it be anyone you know?

Subject: DEAR CUSTOMER


mr. Anthony Emma <AnthonyEmma.@ninus.ocn.ne.jp>
14:12 (21 hours ago)

to

DEAR CUSTOMER

This is to report to you that our western union bureau have received a
Correspondence from the federal high court as cancellation notice for your
Funds transfer to be deleted from foreign payment file .The western union
Management desires to inform you that your funds transfer with us has been
Programmed (US$2,000,000.00) among the TWO (2) transactions that would face
Cancellation soon. We have waited long time enough for you to fulfill the
Required obligations and claim your funds like other beneficiaries that have
Claimed their funds before February ending this year 2016 but nothing comes
Up From you as indication from the funds owner. Email.(westernunion.plc@mail.ru)


The management of this western union held an urgent meeting in my office
Today, Regards to the transferring of your funds by western union and
they have asked
My office to submit all the paper works and files containing your funds
Confidentiality but I refused and asked the board members to give me from now
Till 2days time so that I consult you personally for you to declare your
Interest on the funds transfer.

Further more, you are advised to reply to this email after reading, and feel
free to tell us why you abandoned such huge amount here. let us know if you
are no longer interested to complete your transaction.
Finally, if you still have the interest of being paid your funds by western
union money transfer; you should kindly forward your receiver’s name
Including
Your phone number immediately I am looking forward to your positive
cooperation Fairly soon. Call Direct Phone:+22998344574 For more informant

Receiver's Name_______________
Address: ________________
Country: _____________
Phone Number: _____________
Age-------------------------

Though, contact Mr. Anthony Emma or you call him as soon as you receive this
email +229-98-34-4574
Best Regards.

Manager Western union Benin Republic

Hi Friend I am a banker in UBA BANK .I want to transfer an abandoned sum of 10.5 millions USD to your account.50% will be for you. No risk involved.
Contact me for more details.
Kindly reply me back to my alternative two email address ( samiramohamed5050@gmail.com & samiramohamed5050@yahoo.com) mrs samira mohamed

A different one from evabrooke128@gmail.com

Hi Would you be able to manage and utilize my $ 4.3M as I'm going to instruct herein for charity projects; for orphanages, widows and also build school for the internally displaced children and name it after my late husband? . I accept this decision be...

I had one recently from someone claiming to be a female US sergeant who had US$13.2 million from Saddam Hussein to move.

Dear Friend,

My name is Sgt.Jennifer Herron, I'm an American soldier. I'm seeking your kind assistance to move the sum of US$13.2Million to you as far as I can be assured that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my service, This is no stolen money, and there are no danger involved. I'm presently in a hospital recovering from injuries Sustained in a suicide bomb attack.

Source of money:

Some money in various currencies was discovered in barrels at a farmhouse near one of Saddam's old palaces in Tikrit-Iraq during a rescue operation while I was still serving in Iraq some years ago and it was agreed by Sgt.Duff and I that some part of this money be shared among both of us before informing anybody about it since both of us saw the money first. This was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives.

Please view website for confirmation;
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a problem for me, so with the help of a British contact working with us and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to move the money to a security company in Bangkok Thailand as a diplomatic baggage. They are now waiting for us to provide the name of beneficiary who they will transfer the funds to. The reason I want you to claim the funds on my behalf is that as a soldier, I cannot present a concrete evidence on how I made such a big amount of money.

The moment I'm sure that you will assist me, I will let you know were I'm currently receiving treatment and I will also give you the information of the security company and the security code of the baggage. I want you to tell me how much you will take from this money for the assistance you will give to me. One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with anybody, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please and please destroy this message as any leakage of this information will be too bad for me. I do not know how long I will remain here at the hospital, I honestly want this matter to be resolved immediately, please contact me as soon as possible, Here is my e-mail address: xxxxxxxx@gmail.com

Warm regards,
Sgt.Jennifer Herron.

Minimalist:



and then again, subtly different:

Dear Friend,

I know this letter will come to you as a surprise as we have not met
but i want you to know that i have been on prayers since i saw your
contact details on your profile before deciding to contact you. My
name is Joy Carlson a cancer patient, i was diagnosed of cancer two
years ago shortly after the death of my only son and my husband who
was an exporter of crude. I am writing to you with tears in my eyes
and pain in my hearth as i just received a report from my doctor that
my lungs has been damaged and as a result i will not live long, i have
lived my life thinking that money can do all things until recently
when i was admitted on this sick bed. I have decided to touch people's
life through you so that i will be remembered when i am gone. I am
donating $5 Million to you for investment and charity project around
the world. I want you to use 40% for investment in your name and 60%
will be used to help the widow and refugees around the world.

Mrs. Joy

It's always bad when you have pain in your hearth. Probably should use smokeless fuels.

I am Dr. Musa Muhammed,The Chairman, Contract Awarding committee of
the ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES ( ECOWAS) in Lome, Togo.
I have a business proposal of USD11m (Eleven Million United States
Dollars only.) for you to transact with me.

You can go through our website:
http://www.ecowas.int/

Please contact me as soon as possible via my direct email address for
more details: dr.musamuhammed1@gmail.com or call me 00228 93 10 04 11
for more details.

I wait your urgent response,
Dr. Musa Muhammed.
Email: dr.musamuhammed1@gmail.com

What concerns me is they are still sending these out because people still fall for them.

Maybe at a push I could understand in the early days, but still in this day?

Maybe people are still silly enough to respond, who knows.

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Today's

I am Mrs.Bona Hassan an aging widow suffering from cancer leukemia,am confined in a nursing home. I inherited fund from my late loving husband , The sum of $18.5 Million Dollars which he deposited in Bank, I need a good honest person who will use these...

Two today

Hello, My name is Kimberly Sanders, From Illinois United States of America. I am a NASA Astronaut officer working at US military Base camp (Engineer Brigade) in Libya, I pick interest on you.I will introduce myself better with details of my proposal ...

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Please, do accept my apologies I do not wish to invade into your privacy, I had written an earlier mail to you but without response, In my first mail I mentioned to you about my late client , who bears the same surname with you, Since his death I have ...

Greetings,

Please revert back to me for claim an unclaimed Fund USD10,000, 000, left behind by my late client of same nationality of yours, before i gets confiscated by the authorities.

I am waiting for swift response for more detail.

Best regards,

Church Christian Esq.
Email: churchchristian0047@gmail.com

I am Barrister Combevi AGBODJAN,kindly contact me urgently for more dtails about your deceased family member's unclaimed fund valued ($13.580M)left in the bank.

mahlonko@yahoo.com

You are so lucky to have all these dead wealthy relations Joe.

Most of us only have the taxman offering to send us money or others offering to increase our staying power.

I get those as well Pete so maybe it's time to start a new thread

Hey, we can't miss out on this guys!

Hello There,

I am Lerato Bongani from Cape Town, South Africa. I am writing you in respect to a bid for you which I am optimistic will be of value.

It is regarding my customer, (Mr. Williams) who passed away without any near relatives to his estate therefore, I would like to discuss some opportunities with you.

I will be pleased to enlighten you further on this bid if you can give me a minute of your precious time. Kindly contact me at bongani02@yandex.com

Best regards,

Lerato M. Bongani

There's obviously not so much free money around these days, which is why it's always nice to receive a genuine invitation like this, especially from an American who must clearly be more trustworthy than anyone from Africa?

From: Captain C Bryant <informatics@test.com>
Date: 22 Aug (6 days ago)

Good Day,

I am sorry to encroach into your privacy in this manner,I found you listed in the Trade Center Chambers of Commerce directory here in Iraq, I find it pleasurable to offer you my partnership in business.

I only pray at this time that your address is still valid. I want to solicit your attention to receive money on my behalf.

I am Captain C Bryant , an officer in the US Army,and also a West Point Graduate presently serving in the Military with the 82nd Air Borne Division Peace keeping force in Baghdad, Iraq.

I am on the move to Afghanistan from Iraq as the last batch just left,and i really need your help in assisting me with the safe keeping of two military trunk boxes which has just arrived the USA from the Iraq. I hope you can be trusted? Kindly view this news blog below for some info

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/ 7444083.stm .

If you can be can be trusted,i will explain further when i get a response from you. Please ensure to reply me Immediately if you want to help me. re[ly direct to this email id ; captaincbryant2@gmail.com

1. Full Name
2. Address
3. Occupation
4. Age
4; Your telephone
5; A scan copy of your identification .

please i need your response immediately

God Bless America.