Only if the perfect state of coupe is mostly oxides waiting at a foundry...

It would be nice wouldn't it

Hello my dear,
Good morning, how are you today? I have your contact from a directory and took interest to communicate you by faith, although we have not met before, I think we can achieve something together. My husband died a few years ago after a battle with brain cancer. Before he died, he had 10.5 million USD deposited in a financial institution. He wanted to start a coconut processing factory and a real estate business.

After my husband died, I received all kinds of death threats from family members. Could you join me and transfer the money to your account while I go there with my son to invest? If you agree, contact me for more details and how much will be your commission for the support. I'll be waiting for your response,
Thank you,
Mary Jane Kallon

Good day,

I am Mr. Andrew Hales; I work in the Powerball Lotto. I am soliciting your assistance for a swift transfer of 150,744,528.12 USD, should you be willing to assist me in this project, and you will be giving me just 25% of your winnings.

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Italian job, eh...

Compliments,

I am Mr. Nicolas Lemue, a Financial Consultant from France however resident in United Arab Emirates. I got your esteemed contact via LinkedIn. I want to partner with you on a transaction worth $80.5 M USD. I had a client who unfortunately died of COVID-19 complications from n 2020. I want you to receive this money as a representative for of my late client.
He died intestate together with his nominated next of kin unfortunately. I shall provide to you all appropriate legal documents that will present you as a legal representative and entitlement to these assets/estate. Part of this estate is in AU METAL (120kg).
When you reply, we shall discuss a whole lot of issues including disbursement modalities and of course any questions you will have regarding to the process.

If your response is yes, kindly send a contact number where I could reach you in all privacy.

Best Regards,
Nicolas Lemue

Gold is £50k/kilo at the moment, so it's only 6 million quid in gold, hardly worth getting out of bed for.

Dear Friend,

Good day and God bless you. I feel quite safe and satisfied dealing with you in this charity project. My name is Mrs.Virginia Dumitru, a merchant in Romania. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live, According to medical experts.

I have decided to give aims to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity
organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of TWELVE MILLION DOLLARS $12,000,000, That I have with a finance/Security Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and send it to charity organizations.

I have set aside 25% for you and for your time if you want to help me to collect these Funds and also invest this money.

PLEASE I WILL ADVICE YOU TO CONTACT THE ATTORNEY IN NETHERLANDS IMMEDIATELY, HE DOES EVERYTHING ON MY BEHALF AND HE'S VERY
UNDERSTANDING AND I BELIEVE HE WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR SUCCESS IN JESUS NAME AMEN.

Name: Barrister Peter Kenin

Reply Email: peterkeninkk@gmail.com

Remain blessed in the name of the Lord.

Yours in Christ,

Mrs. Virginia Dumitru

It is simply wonderful how the Lord seems to have a special spot in his being for scammers, particularly one who has "defiled all forms of medical treatment, and gives " aims to charity organizations". Christ knows why this should be.

Nothing like defiling medical treatment...

Yes quite a profound statement, lol

Don't give her grammatical clues, she'll only correct it and make it more convincing.

Dear Prospect's Partner,

I hope this email finds you well. My name is Mohammed, and I am an investment broker/consultant specializing in international investments. I recently came across your esteemed business profile and was intrigued by your expertise and success.

I am reaching out to you today on behalf of one of my high-net-worth clients who is actively seeking investment opportunities in your country. Given your local market knowledge and proven track record, I believe we could form a mutually beneficial partnership to maximize returns on this investment.

Here are the key details of the investment opportunity:

1. Investment Type: Our client is interested in a diversified portfolio, including but not limited to real estate, technology startups, manufacturing, or any other sector that demonstrates strong growth potential in country. My client is offering an investment amount of US$500M originating from an already executed contract payment in QATAR.

2. Investment Amount: The available investment capital is substantial, and our client is open to considering various investment sizes, depending on the opportunities presented.

3. Investment Strategy: We are looking for trustworthy and competent business partners who can manage the investment on behalf of our client. We believe in establishing long-term partnerships built on mutual trust and transparency.

4. Returns: Our client's primary objective is to achieve attractive returns on investment. As such, we are seeking partners who have a proven track record of generating consistent and substantial returns in Country.

5. Due Diligence: Our client takes due diligence seriously and will conduct a thorough assessment of potential partners. We expect the same level of professionalism and integrity from our partners.

I strongly believe that by combining your local market knowledge and our client's financial resources, we can forge a successful partnership that yields substantial returns for all parties involved. I look forward to the possibility of working together and building a prosperous future.

Please feel free to reach me at Whatsapp : +971554845309 or reply directly to this email. Thank you for considering this opportunity, and I eagerly await your response.
Best regards,

MA

I detect a recent raid of the jargon dictionary....

Esteemed business profile ?

Can't have been for you Joe !!!!!!

Definitely not me.......... I'm a c**t!

Attention Please,

This email you have received is from Lakoma Island Investments on behalf of the winner of January 13, 2023 - $1.348 billion ($723.5 million cash) Maine jackpot lottery.

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We are giving the sum $1,500,000.00 (One Million Five hundred Thousand US Dollars) each to some selected individuals as donation.

You have been luckily selected via the mail system to receive the sum of $1,500,000.00 (One Million Five hundred Thousand US Dollars).

Note that you are required to contact Mr. John Wearn with your donation code and personal contact details for claim.

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You have to contact him directly with the information below.
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Note: PLEASE BEWARE OF SCAMMERS, YOU HAVE TO CONTACT MR. JOHN WEARN DIRECTLY WITH THE EMAIL GIVEN ABOVE.

Regards,
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I think you should send this one to the last one: one's got lots of money and then the other won't need to invest!

May the peace of God be with you and your family. I know it will be a great surprise reading from me today but consider this a divine intervention as a pastor explained to my understanding. My name is Mrs. Deborah Grant, a widow from the United State Of America Married in Turkey, and am writing you from my sick bed because I have been fighting cancer and the doctor says I have only a few weeks left. I want to entrust my money (USD 8.5 million) to your care for charity purposes to help the less privileged as my late husbands' relatives want me dead so that they will claim all my late husband and I worked for.I will tell you more about myself and what you need to do with the money once you receive it. Please write me soon as my health is pretty bad and my doctor says I will be moved to the intensive care unit anytime soon. Have a blessed day and please pray for me. God bless you.

Yours Mrs. Debbie Grant
Email:(deborahmakusz@gmail.com)

Thank the Lord for Joe

May the peace of God be with you Jamie, lol

(offstage)

"now where is that nice Mr Knight's email address again, he not only actually reads my messages but he broadcasts them for a load of other suckers!"

Dear Friend,

I got your contact email address on the internet in my search for a reputable, reliable, and trustworthy person who can stand confidently with me.

My name is Mr.David Egobia , I am in the Office of Auditing and Accounting Management Department of United Bank For Africa Plc here in Lagos Nigeria. I am writing in

respect of a foreign customer of my Bank (ANTHONY P. ANDERSON of your country) who died on the 24th of March, 2020 due to this recent Corona-virus pandemic.

There was an account opened in my Bank by this late INDUSTRIALIST/CONTRACTOR who died without a written or Oral WILL and Next of Kin information attached to the

account, and no other person knows about this account or anything concerning it, because the account has no other beneficiary or Next of Kin until his death.

Meanwhile, the Banking ethics here does not allow an account to stay dormant more than a year without being operated, hence the money deposited in the said account

will be confiscated as unclaimed funds after the long period of dormancy.

So, it is in light of these development that I am compelled to seek your indulgence and active participation in a well thought out scheme for you to act as the Next of

Kin and foreign beneficiary of the fund from the deceased, since it is certain that no one will show up to be the Next of Kin to claim the funds.

The total amount involved is $21 million Dollars, but I wish to start the first transfer with half of the total fund. Upon successful transaction without any

disappointment from your side, then you shall re-apply for the transfer of the remaining balance into your account.

I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is 100% risk free and that you should not entertain any fear as all modalities for fund transfer can be

finalized within a few banking days after you apply to my Bank as the beneficiary of the fund from the deceased.

The only risk I foresee here is you alerting my Bank or your refusal to work with me.

So, I would like you to treat this transaction with utmost confidentiality between me and you alone. I promise to always have direct communication with you on how this

transfer will go successfully, if only you can abide by my instruction.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will give you full details on how the transfers will be executed and I can obtain and manipulate all vital documents necessary for a

successful transfer of the fund into your bank account.

I look forward to your quick response. Thanks and trusting to hear from you immediately. intermonee@mail.com

Best Regards,
Mr.shelton blake,
United Bank For Africa Plc
intermonee@mail.com

Thing is, can he really trust you not to tell anyone else? He's already taking two risks in a transaction which is 100% risk-free