Hello good friend,

Good day and how are you today? I hope all is well with you and your family? I am using this opportunity to inform you that the multi million-dollar business that we both are working on before has been finally concluded with the assistance of another partner from Iceland who financed the transaction to a logical conclusion. The fund wasn't transferred into your account due to one reason or the other. And for my kind gesture I have left an ATM Card for you worth $3,750.000 USD ( three Million Seven Hundred Fifty Thousand United States Dollars Only) To show my appreciation for your pass assistance. I must confess, you are truly a humble and a sincere person.

However, I will gladly appreciate and happier wherever I am to hear that you have received your ATM Card; It will be a great honor to me because you deserve it. and do to my new business establishment with my new partner in Iceland I will be very busy for a very long time. Kindly contact him now Rev Lawrence Mensa With the below information to enable him to negotiate with the courier company for the delivery of your ATM Card to you,

Contact person: Rev Lawrence Mensa Email: lawmensa@aliyun.com

Therefore you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your correct mailing address where you want him to send the ATM card to you. This information is what will enable him to deliver the ATM Card to you. as I have left instructions on your behalf.

Thanks for your pass effort and God bless you and your family.

Hoping to hear from you.

Regards,
Mrs. Precious Mpho
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Hello,

I'm Mrs. Mavis Wanczyk, the mega winner of Seven Hundred Fifty-Eight Million in Mega Millions Jackpot, I am donating to 5 random individuals if you get this email then your email was selected after a spin ball. I have spread most of my wealth over a number of charities and organizations. I have voluntarily decided to donate the Sum of Three Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars to you as one of the selected 5.

THIS IS YOUR DONATION CODE: RFCJ-13709/2023

Hope to make you and your family happy.

Regards,
Mrs. Mavis L. Wanczyk

It's amazing that these generous people simply don't select a random mail address and post a cheque.

Did you know that the word GULLIBLE is not in the dictionary ?

Gullible (n): the belief that one can safely eat chips outdoors at the seaside.

Yes, I've seen that in action at close hand!

Dear winner

I am Mr Richard Wahl, the mega winner of $533 Million USD in Mega
Millions Jackpot, I'm donating to 5 random individuals if you get this
email then your email was selected after a spin ball. I have spread
most of my wealth over a number of charities and organizations.I have
voluntarily decided to donate the sum of $2 Million USD to you as one
of the selected 5, to verify my winnings please see my youtube website
page below.

WATCH ME HERE: https://emea01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Dtne02ExNDrw&data=05%7C01%7C%7C52cccd15332649fb93b708dbbf750f23%7C84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C638314281779854296%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000%7C%7C%7C&sdata=rDKj3yHPHszpBXsVJ4FZMTjSPRffWvcqjnmSmkhX3Ec%3D&reserved=0?

$533 Million Jackpot Winner Revealed: Modest Mega Millionaire Richard Wahl
Richard Wahl recently moved to New Jersey from Michigan and has only
played the lottery a few times before winning the $533 million Mega
Millions lottery jackpot.
https://emea01.safelinks.protection.outlook.com/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2F&data=05%7C01%7C%7C52cccd15332649fb93b708dbbf750f23%7C84df9e7fe9f640afb435aaaaaaaaaaaa%7C1%7C0%7C638314281779854296%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJWIjoiMC4wLjAwMDAiLCJQIjoiV2luMzIiLCJBTiI6Ik1haWwiLCJXVCI6Mn0%3D%7C3000%7C%7C%7C&sdata=80I5GzI5mVY1NnVLP3CeLT3zamS3E5AyUrBKtqDM9b0%3D&reserved=0

THIS IS YOUR DONATION CODE: 0043034
Reply with the DONATION CODE to this email:
He will send it to you either by Cashier check or ATM Card.

Contact my personal Assistant
Name: James Williams
Email:
Hope to make you and your family happy during this difficult time.

Regards
Mr.Richard Wahl

It's almost as if he hasn't heard of a bank transfer!

Attention,

I know it will be a great surprise reading from me today but consider
this a divine intervention. My name is Mrs. Mary Johnson, a widow from
Milwaukee, WI 53204. I am presently writing you from my sickbed
because I have been fighting cancer and the doctor says I have a few
weeks left.

I want to entrust my money $8.5 million dollars to your care for
charity purposes and crave your indulgence as a concerned individual
to help use my money for charity and also assist the poor with less
privileged in the society so reply to my private email (maryjohnson_0@att.net)
for more information as I'm not always
online due to my health and my late husband's brother wants me dead so
that he will claim all my late husband and I worked for.

I will tell you more about myself and what you need to do with the
money once you receive it. Give me your word that you will not betray
my trust so that i furnish you with more details about the Charity
Funds. Please reply now as my health is pretty bad, It’s urgent and
It is very important that you keep this email confidential.

Have a blessed day and do not forget to pray for me.

Bless you.
Mrs. Mary Johnson

Good-Day,

I am Mrs.Sing Lee, A widow of 65 yrs old suffering from cancer of the breast, As a matter of fact, my late husband WILLED to me in cash, the sum of Seventy Five Million United States Dollars (US$75.000.000). I decided to contact you for the usage of this funds in the expansion and advancement of humanitarian services.

However, the money was deposited with a Financial Security Assurance Company in the UK as Gold-Bar and the security company dont know the real contents of the boxes as it was registered as Gold-Bar. So I need you to tell me about you in brief. Kindly write to me to enable me to give you details of the transaction. I await feedback with the following required information to enable us to forge ahead of this business.

{1} Name:
{2} Address:
{3} Age:
{4} Telephone:
{5} Occupation:

Thanks as I await to hear from you very soon.

Truly Yours,
Mrs. Sing Lee.

I wouldn't be able to decide whether to open the box or take the money.




(showing my age here )

I was thinking of sending in my details:

{1} Name: M Mouse
{2} Address: Disneyland
{3} Age: 95yrs old
{4} Telephone: 1-877-7-MICKEY
{5} Occupation: Entertainer

I know this Letter will come to you as a surprise, though I do not intend to embarrass you. Please do accept my apologies I do not wish to invade into your privacy, I had written an earlier mail to you but without response, In my first mail I mentioned to you about my late client, a foreigner, who died since 2017, Since his death I have received several letters from the Bank where he made a deposit (Seven Million Five Hundred thousand US Dollars) in the event of his death.

The bank has asked me to provide his next of kin or any of his relatives who can make claim to his funds or it will be confiscated by the bank, as I could not locate any of his relatives hence i contacted you for this claim. Upon your response I will give you the details and procedures of the transaction.Include your phone number to enable me to call you.

Waiting for your reply.

Best Regards,
Mr. Henry Michael Esq,
Henry Mike & Associates Chambers

Is it contagious...

Cash Grant Programme Department,
Bill Gates (Microsoft) Foundation

Hello Beneficiary,

Bill Gates (Microsoft) Foundation is delighted to bring to your notification, that you have been donated sum of $5 MILLION USD ($5,000,000.00 USD), following its newly signed Memorandum of Understanding (MoU) with the world, in helping families throughout the world live healthy and productive lives. and empowerment.

You are to send in your reply containing the required details below to bgfoundation203@outlook.com for your donation funds' processing.

BILL GATES FOUNDATION VERIFICATION/FUNDS RELEASE FORM

Full Names:
Contact Address:

Nationality:
Occupation:
Sex:
Age:
Land Telephone No. (If Any):
Mobile Telephone No.:
Email Address:
Marital Status:
Employer (If Any):

Best regards,
Stephen Leung
Publicist - Bill Gates Foundation

I have had dozens of those Bill Gates ones , as well as Elon Musk being super generous , not to mention those that suggest I lop 6" off my penis to achieve a 12" one. ( a bit grewuesome , that one)

This would have had me convinced if they hadn't described my name as illustrious!

Unexpected and unnecessary adjectives:

• esteemed
• esteemed
• herculean
• triumphant
• firmly
• solemn
• sacred
• venerable
• illustrious
• very (not an adjective, but hey...)
• gracefully
• mere
• Honorable

Legal?

Expected but unlikely...

Dear Beneficiary,

This is to inform you that during our midweek audit in foreign payments, we saw in the beneficiary list and we discovered that your funds have not been released to you.

Note that we have approved your funds to be released into your bank account within 24hrs of replying to this message with your receiving information which includes your full names, your address, your telephone numbers. and your banking information.

Kindly reply immediately only on this email: ( andersonjames5478@gmail.com )

Sincerely Yours
James Anderson
Credit Control Dept.
United Nations Office.

Dearest in Christ,

Please use this money for the churches and less privileged.

Greetings to you and your family in the name of God. In my search for a reliable and God fearing person and having gotten your contact through prayers and painstaking efforts I have decided to seek your help in carrying out my last wishes. My name is Ms. Marisa Smith. I'm a 65 years old woman and from London. I was a merchant and owned two businesses in London. I was also married with two children.

My husband and two children died in a car accident six years ago. Before this happened, my business and concern for making money was all I lived for. I never really cared about other values in life. But since the loss of my family, I have found a new desire to assist helpless families. I have been helping orphans in orphanage/motherless homes. I have also donated some money for humanitarian needs in London, South Africa, Cameroon, Brazil, Spain, Austria, Germany and some Asian countries.

I was moving with great pity and compassion that I decided to make this contribution on assisting people over there, I kept Fifteen Million United States Dollars ($15,000,000.00)in a long-term deposit account in a Finance company. Presently, I'm in a hospital where I have been undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to talk and my doctors have told me that I have only few months to live. It is my last wish to see these money distributed to the less privileged ones and charity organization. Because relatives and friends have plundered so much of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony entrusting this huge responsibility to any of them.

Please, I beg you in the name of God to help me collect the deposit and distribute it accordingly. Use your judgement to distribute the money and keep 40% of it to yourself. Feel free to reimburse yourself when you have the money for any cost you incur during the process of collecting and distributing the money. If you are willing to help, please reply as soon as possible. May the good lord bless you and your family.

Please, send reply and all correspondence through this e-mail: ( marisasmiith11@gmail.com ) to enable me instruct my lawyer on what to do based on the fact that I do not have much time left to live.

Your praying on my behalf will also be appreciated at this point in time.

Thank you and God Bless us all.

Your friend,
Ms. Marisa Smith.

Strangely unspecific

I've just renewed my membership and by mistake,
I've paid £150,000,000.
Please will you refund me the £149,999,985.00

Yours Sincerely in God's name

PaulL

It's been marked as a donation Paul for which the Club is extremely grateful - you will receive a free calendar as a token of thanks

I dare you to tell Val

Don't think you can fit a handbag that big in a coupé

Dear Friend,

I Am Mr.John Kolbe the director in Charge Of Auditing and Accounting Section of (First Abu Dhabi Bank) with due respect and regard, I have decided to contact you on a business transaction that will benefit the both of us at the end of the transaction. In order to transfer out the sum of (US$10 Million) Ten Million United State Dollars) from one of the largest bank in the United Arab Emirates, First Abu Dhabi Bank into a foreign account provided, I need a foreigner who is reliable and honest person who is capable and fit to receive this money through a bank to bank wire transfer. During the course of our auditing last month, I discovered a floating fund in an account opened in the bank in 2019 and since 2023 nobody has operated on this account again, after going through some old files, I discovered that the owner of the account did not states any Next Of Kin, hence the money is floating and if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing by our management.

The owner of this Account is Engineer{Fredrick} a foreigner, and an industrialist,and no other person knows about this account or any thing concerning it, the account has no other beneficiary and my investigation prove to me to be perfect and risk free. However, I am revealing this to you believing in God that you will never let me down when the money is transferred into your foreign nominated bank account. at the conclusion of this business, I will give to you 40% of the total amount, while 55%

will be for me and 5% percent will be used for any expenses we might run into during the processing of the fund Transfer.

Am looking forward to hearing from you and include your telephone or mobile number for easy Communication.

Best Regards

Mr.John Kolbe.
Reply to my private email: johnkolbe28@gmail.com

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Bad Joe, bad! No cookies for you! You knew you weren't allowed to disseminate that email and yet you did it anyway! :mrgreen:

Neil