I bet you're more chav than you thought

26% Chav!! Much to high, so smacked meself with my white Rebock Trainers!!

Andy.

Errrrrrrr lummy!! 15%


Having said that....... question number 27 is a bit of problem for me *Have you ever been in a stolen car*

I'm off to Maccy D's

Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

35% chav.

28% I'm SOOOOOO ashamed, init?

22%, though i think it down to the fact my burberry desktop obscured some of the questions

oh my god dare i admit to 48%!!!!!!!as i sit here in my trackies and white reebok classics.
at least my trackies aren't tucked into my socks!!!

37%!!!!!!!omg init stupid thread any way whats wrong wi a magic tree? mines yellow to match my car

You're taking this colour-coding business far too seriously!

17% How depressing.

Speaking of colour coding, is it taking it too far to get a Becker Grand Prix headunit with the yellow display?!?!

If you have to ask the question..............

11%

35% I just like pot noodles though....

Right, I'll get my order on then!

I am apparently 37% chav, yet I believe it stems from my Wedding ring which was from Samuels (Gold is gold) and my laziness when it comes to food preparation. Also, what is wrong with Stella? And yes, I go to calais to buy booze, Red Wine!!!! It is a proven fact that even half a cup of Red wine is enough to make a chav wither away, leaving only his kappa shellsuit.



I'll get my (Burberry) Coat

37% chav

I can name half of the eastenders cast and I've never even watched it, I cant help not paying for a train ticket if no bloke comes down the aisle to sell me one, and whats wrong with PAYG phones? I hardly ever call anyone!

41% innit.

33% brraaah brraaah diddy dong!

20% must still be in touch wif da youf of 2day init m8

54%

2%, nahtamin?

Apparently, they've changed the approved name of the toilet.

33%, not entirely sure whether that makes me happy or sad.

54%, innit

thank god i've been knocked off the top spot, kinda thought pinin would but you suprise me T!!

just wait now for cowboy to do it!!!!

I'm getting worried: two people score 54%

Are Pinin and Theresa one and the same person......?

I was more surprised I scored that low actually



Some may say we have seperate identities, others may say we don't, but in North Wales, we are known as The Pin

fakkkin'hell, I am in fact 22% chav.

Can anyone tell me what Benjys is?

30% !


didn't understand half the questions though

Well, after doing a Google search on Benjys, it seems it is/was a sandwich chain

I'm one of the higher percentage chavs on here and even I didn't know what Benjys was until now

Now you're scaring me

thanks for that though I've got no idea how you can score 54%

30%

Just handed in my notice and off down the benefits office, then off to Halfords for a set of Lexus lights and a fir tree smelly

37%. What's wrong with sitting with your Nan on the settee whilst having some dessert?

20%, I think that's mainly down to the reebok classics I owned waaaay back, then jumping the train into Reading (to buy another pair of classics )

I laughed out loud at:

"Have you ever removed chewing gum and saved it for later?"

15%, just like Stan.

Gulp

Move over Theresa!

30% WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What? Sounds about right to me

Oi - wanna slap?

57% - i don't know how the hell that happened - im not chavy at all!! must a bin mi mis spent youf

Woohoo, the highest score so far Even beat me and Pinin

Urm 63%

Though to be fair to me, there uesed to be Benjys near my work in London, I genuinely like Pot Noodles, and I work late most nights so frozen food is easier, well that and I wear sovereigns rings and tracksuits to work

Oh the shame

15%, it'll be that blo*dy pot noodle and spliff at Uni

Victoria, do your parents know about your drug habits, i am shocked and dismayed!!!!

Me too


Vicks, just say NO!

37% and not ashamed.

Anyone who says anything gets to meet my mate Stanley!

It was only ever the Beef and Tomato one...never touched the truly awful chicken and magic mushroom variety

Yeah, yeah, all the hardened users say that Vicks, even Kate Moss!



Ali, I've got your back!

Oh the shame, I didn't even realise what you meant for about 2 minutes!

37% of me shouldn't like you 'coz u iz LAPD innit?'

You know that the inventor of the pot noodle died last year? Apparently, before he was buried, they opened the coffin, poured in boiling water, and waited five minutes... just in case

pmsl!!!

You are 47% chav!

Must be something wrong with the test.

Lol

Yeah your score should have been 97%

My outfit is actually a shell suit with a high collar.

50%!, I feel suicidal. Now where has that bottle of white lightning got to

41% but i dont feel half as bad checking out the responses from the rest of the guys.

Ross

Oh no. The Mrs has just tried this and got 57%!

I'm married to a chav-ette!

It was the potnoodles, H-Samuel jewellery and the Stella drinking that swung it I recon.

Right, I've ordered she return those 6" hoop earings to Argos now!

James

54%,

how you see it depends on if your a glass is half full or glass is half empty kind of person.!

You can add an extra 2% for that comment alone so now 32% chav

Gonna get the staines massive oh ya now.

24% but I always have an 'afters' after dinner

Pure fukeeen only 15 pershent man, thats fukeeen pure madmentawl braw pal, But sheeing asz a washz born in Dumfreish man, make's me pure 60 petshent at leasht!

Am off tae pick up the Bird an the weansh fae shkeel see you'sh in a bit 'n' that

Sad thing is, I understood every word of that

41% chav or ned as we say here! Fccuk me 41%? Im off to buy a Saxo man!Sorted!!! Sweet!! Ama ride by the way! Ya shower o fannys!!!!!!

Go live in Stevenston

33%.

Your a pie!!

30%

4% We do not do Chav in our little Hampshire village