33 **Sarah**`s boots

Baz

34. You drive your coupe over a hidden drop on an industrial estate whilst you're looking somewhere to take a piss

35. You reply to a "16vt chip for sale" thread with a "where does it go" question

just starting out on Coupe modding?

36. You don't check your oil

37. You think wider tyres give more grip

38. You can't remember when the L&M Coupe managed a fantastic 280bhp

39. You don't know who L&M is

40. You don't remember THAT exhaust manifold warranty claim thread

41. You believe LE's come with 20 more bhp as standard

Hanny's shoe shop mentioned in two threads, ah the memories!

42. The name Fishy Dave doesn't ring a bell.

So..... are we going to consolidate this lot into a questionaire for newish newbies?

43. You happily park on the upper floors of a multi-storey car park.

43. You realise after 3 pages of posts that Emjay has actually got his grammar wrong. It's a not an

44. You haven't found the FAQ and How-to sections yet.

45. You've never seen a big yellow banner across the top.

46. A 'best of' thread asking for members to recall historic events seems like an original idea

47. You've never before listed all the previous cars you've owned.

48. You don't know where the 'Magic Grommet' is.

49. You don't know who Willy Chin is.

50. You don't know the greatness that is the Dual Ram sEnny.

51.

you have never heard of cazzag

52. You start a group buy on Goodridge braided front hoses!

And she was gooood!

Should be made a test to find all the answers before you're allowed your first post.

53. You don't understand why the forum needs decent backup tapes

54. you look horrified when someone offers to show you their 'Jizzbags'

55. You don't remember the "diagnostic challange" (sic) thread

56. You didn't know there was a kind of forum for LE's before fccuk came along

26a. Or Stan

57. You don't know who King Pleb is

58. You can't remember the Friday night Drunken Thread (hmmm that's odd as I don't rememebr most of them)

59. You ask if the forum has a chatroom

60. When the forum is down you don't break into a sweat thinking it's "the great crash" all over again.

61. You were confident you'd never see the letters AndrewR in green.

62. You don't know who lives with his mum

63. You'd run away if barnacle offered to let you to play with his widget

64. You can't fill this in: "[ ] vs the world"

65.

You cant remember there being just a few Moderators on the forum, And think having 200 is normal...

Emjay, who lives with AndrewR's mum then?

Emjay lives with AndrewR's mum?