LOL Begbie

Stranger: so u had sex?
You: yes I did.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: at what age?
You: 19
Stranger: menas this year..
You: yes it does.
Stranger: okay...
Stranger: u watch porn?
You: OMG! you are a rude exceptional!
Stranger: what now?
You: well. I would like for you to rub my bum but you are in india!
Stranger: so??
You: how is your pole? is it a whooper?
Stranger: what??
You: your pole of man...
Stranger: ya
Stranger: what about it?
Stranger: ?
You: do you want to prod my inner woman?
Stranger: sure..
You: somtimes it hurts me....my lady is a small gap.
Stranger: but it feels nice afterwards
You: YES it makes me froth and foam!
Stranger: wow...
Stranger: graet
Stranger: great
You: sometimes at the apex I can't help but exclaim 'woooooooooo!'
Stranger: ahhhhh
Stranger: thats nice..
Stranger: so...
You: one time I had a spray like a sex piss.
Stranger: wow...

I think I might be a bit twisted

and here come the mods...

"You: one time I had a spray like a sex piss." hahaha

Sorry if this post is a bit too much - didn't mean to offend anyone.

I am actually crying at my desk.

quite fun...


my first try...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: jo
You: oh my god
Stranger: hi
You: where am i?
You: is this Kansas?

Stranger: no
You: are you Toto?
Stranger: no~
You: good that mutt had fleas
You: im gonna kick his ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Sorry guys, I deleted a post that was deemed a little unsuitable, and took a few posts with it unintentionally Don't lynch me!

didnt think it would last long

i think thats the first time I've ever had a post deleted/edited. I think I've done quite well!

ME: You look like you might like to be lynched

Pinin: We'll i might struggle a little

ME: I't wont hurt too much

Pinin: Make it hurt a little


ME: well it was always going to hurt a little


Pinin: no pain no pleasure

ME: You want me to pleasure you?

Pinin: Disconnected

Yeah, that was the point I climaxed.

lol

this site is funny

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: sup?

You: I am Krarrrr, leader of the forgmadites

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I like cheese

Stranger: i'm impartial to it

You: really....thats sad, but never mind, how about eggs?

Stranger: love eggs

Stranger: the smell of them alone makes me horny

You: love eggs will do that to you, bit like bratwurst

Stranger: WOOOP

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

How long before 2 fccukers get talking??

Umm, February 2000?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: i'm good thank you
You: and yourself?
Stranger: good too
You: are you a boy or a girl?
Stranger: boy
Stranger: you?
You: lady
Stranger: where you come from?
You: england dear
You: where are you from?
Stranger: São paulo, Brazil
You: thats sounds lovely, how old are you?
Stranger: 18 lady, and you?
You: 61
You: still plenty of life left in me
You: do you want to have some sexytime?
Stranger: you are a shameless lady hahaha
You: i don't have many years left. i have to make the most of them
Stranger: are you talking serious?
Stranger: i dont think so
You: of course i am
You: why not dear?
You: i'm very wise and experienced
Stranger: show me
You: what do you want me to show you?
Stranger: whatever you want,
You: give me an idea?
Stranger: tilts
You: they aren't my best feature
You: i can show you my fairy?
Stranger: yes you can
You: how do i show it to you?
Stranger: i dont know
You: email?
Stranger: do you have msn?
You: yes i have a webcam too. can i put some lingerie on first?
Stranger: yes
You: can i leave my boobs in my bra though, they are a bit saggy
Stranger: ok
You: i might shave my legs first aswell, is that ok. it only takes me a few minutes
Stranger: give your e-mail,so i can add you in the MSN
You: yousicko@youlikegrannys.com
Stranger: hey vovó vai tomá no cu
You: is that dirty talk?
Stranger: what the fk is that email?
You: my email address?
You: i'm waiting
Stranger: this is not your email
Stranger: this adress doesnt make any sense
You: whats wrong with it, do you want my other msn address?
Stranger: yeah granny
You: i like it when you call me that, me teeth nearly fell out
Stranger: c'mon pass it
Stranger: your e-mail
You: doyoustill@thinkiamreal.co.uk
Stranger: não,eu já sabia desde o inicio q era fake,mas eu queria saber até onde ia
You: talk to me more
Stranger: you are a fool hahahahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

haha!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: having a good day?
Stranger: yep!
You: cool
Stranger: yea...
You: i'm thinking of becoming a killer for hire - any tips on how i can break in to the business?
Stranger: well first you gotta get a weapon!
You: i was thinking maybe a take out one contract, get one topped free sort of deal
Stranger: and a trademark! you know kinda like the joker has his card
You: weapons are a problem ... i faint at the sight of blood
Stranger: oh damn that aint good
You: so i was thinking maybe strangling
Stranger: that could always do
You: i l ike the trademark idea
You: perhaps i could strangle with something distinctive
Stranger: like....your penis!
You: it's hard to picture how that would work
You: it would be more of a choking thing
Stranger: yea true...
Stranger: strangle them with there socks!
You: I could use a tie with a picture of a penis on
Stranger: haha that could also work!
You: But I'm not sure where I'd get one of those
Stranger: get one of what?
You: A tie with a penis on
You: It's not like you see them in every shop
Stranger: internet
Stranger: haha nope
You: You ever tried typing "penis tie" in to Google????
Stranger: uh nope
You: Man, you *do not* get many neck ties
Stranger: haha
You: Anyway, enough about me ... what did you want to chat about?
Stranger: umm i was thinking about hiring people to do my killing....you would know of anyone would you?
You: Wow! That's great
You: Just tell me who the first one is and I'll do them for free
You: As you've been so helpful
Stranger: ok is anyone walking down your sidewalk right now or near your house?
You: No
You: My wife's here, but if I top her then I'll have to cook my own dinner
Stranger: haha yea dont risk that!
Stranger: dinner is good!
You: It's gone quiet
You: It's like we just don't talk any more
You: Me and you, I mean
You: Not the wife
You: I can't stop her talking
You: Maybe I *should* top her - I could always phone out for pizza
Stranger: pizzas always good!
You: Look, do me a favour
Stranger: ok
You: Be my alibi
You: I'll kill my wife and then say I was at your place all day
You: All you have to do is stand up in court and lie to save me from jail
Stranger: i will do it!
You: Thanks, of all of my friends whose names I don't know you're the best
Stranger: haha thanks!
Stranger: just call me....stranger! haha
You: Right, I'm off to get a tie from the wardrobe - just remember, when the feds ask I was with you all day
You: Chill man, and I'll see you in court.
You have disconnected.

Stranger: Beijing China 20 boy
You: ** terminal error ** you're computer may now be infected with omegle.zzr. Please restart your computer as soon as you can, your files are at risk if you do not.
You: ** terminal error ** you're computer may now be infected with the omegle.zzr
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

rules one & two Begbie

HAHA, this site is TOO FUNNY!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male? cam ?
You: hi
You: im male yes
Stranger: cam?
You: are you male or female?
Stranger: females, there are 3 of us
You: are you tvs/cds or real females?
Stranger: real :L
You: munters or fit?
Stranger: fit - we have cam and are in our jammies
Stranger: u a munter or fit?
Stranger: ?????????????
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: do you show on cam ?
Stranger: yaaa if u want babe
Stranger: bananas_@live.co.uk - add it
You: banana, i thought you were female?
Stranger: i am my names hannah - bananas a nickname :L theres 4 of us girls
Stranger: add it pleeeeeeeeeeeease
You: so there is now 4 of you, did one of you just give birth?
Stranger: age?
You: 83 and you, i have small wrinkly ding dong
Stranger: no one just came over now
Stranger: tidy
You: you betcha
Stranger: we are 17 - u added us on msn ? we will get naked
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: ?
You: do you like spongebob squarepants?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: .
..................................... ........................................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
.................................................. ..................................,-~''-,:::::::::::::::::::''-,
.................................................. .............................,~''::::::::',::::::: :::::::::::::|',
.................................................. .............................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':}
.................................................. .............................'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: |
.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : : : : : : :
.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--never Gonna
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ -----give You Up!
.................................................. ............................,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-'
.................................................. ......................__,-';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/|
.................................................. .............__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;: :: : :____/: :',__
.................................................. .,-~~~''''_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',. .''-,:|:::::::|. . |;;;;''-,__
.................................................. /;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;. . .''|::::::::|. .,';;;;;;;;;;''-,
................................................,' ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;. . .:::::,'. ./|;;;;;;;;;;;;;|
.............................................,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',: : __|. . .|;;;;;;;;;,';;|
...........................................,-";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;; ;;;; . . |:::|. . .'',;;;;;;;;|;;/
........................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;. .|:::|. . . |;;;;;;;;|/
......................................../;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,';;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;; ;;;|. .:/. . . .|;;;;;;;;|
......................................./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;'',: |;|. . . . ;;;;;;;|
....................................,~'';;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|.|;|. . . . .|;;;;;;;|
................................,~'';;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;| |:|. . . . |;;;;;;;|
...............................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;/;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;| |:|. . . .'|;;',;;;;;|
..............................|;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-';;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;| |:|. . .,';;;;;',;;;;|_
............................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'_;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;; ;|.|:|. . .|;;;;;;;|;;;;|''''~-,
............................/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/_'',;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ,;;| |:|. . ./;;;;;;;;|;;;|;;;;;;|-,,__
........................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'...|;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;| |:|._,-';;;;;;;;;|;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;'''-,_
......................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'....,';;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;|.|:|::::'''~--~'''||;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;,-~''''~--,

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: how did you do that picture old bean?
Stranger: lol ok
You: do you like rainbow drops?
Stranger: yuh
You: the sweets?
Stranger: yuh
You: where are you from?
You: i am from kazakhstan
You: do you like to play ping pong?
Stranger: yuh
You: is yuh a grunting way of saying yes?
Stranger: yuh
You: HEY you should be an artist
Stranger: i know
You: i like your crap picture
Stranger: shut your face
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I was going to say it was stangely addictive, but someone just put me off by giving too much detail about themselves with no prompt...

There are some classics here...

my first one...

Stranger: heyaa
You: hello
Stranger: heyaa i m looking for hot and horny girl or woman with a cam!
You: me too... seen any around?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LMFAO, this is one funny strange website. Now for some sexytime j/k.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You:[AUTOMATED MESSAGE]The person you are about to speak with is a registered sex offender, Omegle is obliged by law to provide you with this information. We strongly recommend you do not disclose any personal details.
You: hi, how are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHA, fantastic mate

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You:[AUTOMATED MESSAGE]The person you are about to speak with is a registered sex offender, Omegle is obliged by law to provide you with this information. We strongly recommend you do not disclose any personal details.
You: hi, how are you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

and the scary thing is you might have been talking to someone off the forum !!!!!

i see why this is fun

Stranger: Hi! I'm Dave
You: hi! i'm gay too!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.