And here she is!



In the shadows to hide the dirt!

Is this it's latest incarnation! The BELUGA!!

It sort of looks like some kinda deformed fish!

Yeah, that or a 'Beluga' whale

Oh! what a coincidence - lol

I remeber posting a drawing of that plane on here a couple of years ago lol. I saw it flying overhead and thought what's that

Is this magazine out now then? Is it worth buying?

Bought this weeks Autocar and in the section that says 'NEXT WEEK' is... Patch's car

Should be an interesting article!

Glad you had a great day mate, nice one for showing them the old girl still has it which came in 2nd was it the 'teg?

Clio 172 with full sports exhaust including a sport cat. The Honda guy pulled off well for the first 100m or so then was quickly left behind. The Ralle Pug chap had left early as he had a pantomime to go to?

I wonder if the race will get a mention?

Oh no he didn't

A Pantomime haha, crap excuse he must have foreseen a mullering!!

yeah those little clios are suprising quick the 'tegs dont have any torque but i thought it would have done better!!??

Was he "Behinnnnnnnnnnnnnd You"

Well, the show had to go on!

"Oh no it didn't!"

Should be in the shops tomorrow guy's, I'll be at the news agents at the crack of dawn, I may even set a tent up this evening!

ill be outside my local tesco at midnight

Right then, I'll .......... I'll......... travel to the printers and take one before they are loaded in the delivery trucks....

And I'll be lying in wait to nick you for theft

And then I'll impound your magazine and read it whilst you bang on the cell door!

You rotter or is that rozzer?

Tell you what Stan, I just hope that all the police are as well balanced and mindful as you my friend I mean that seriously by-the-way!

Back to the thread - HAS ANYONE GOT IT YET? I can't get away till lunchtime!

Well-balanced?

I'm going to have to do something about that, maybe create some snow angels in lane three of the motorway the next time it snows!

I'm waiting until someone confirms that the article is definitely in this issue before running out to buy it, just hope our local shop still stocks it.....

Yes, it's in this weeks; dated 31st March. Page 38 if you want to flick & check before you buy.

Just one page? Darn it!

Thanks Ian

Should have been clearer: it starts p38. Four page spread; the usual multi car test format - quite good but looks like it must of been a filthy day weatherwise!

Just read this in WHSmith, Coupe came second to the pug, good article.

Yea I just read it. It now seems like a lot of effort for little result! She got some facts wrong and the winner, definitely got that wrong

okay im munching a sandwich and reading.. done well patch

Fair write up I think

That Rallye for £2500 sounds like a stonking buy: accomplished and rare: I'd love to try one.