He'd do a turn in his Grave if he read that Pete

We all love the decomposing composers

Sneaked into the club email..


Greetings, An amount £3,600,000.00 million Pounds sterling (GBP) has been donated and given to you by Frances & Patrick Connolly Family from County Down in Northern Ireland, they won the EuroMillions jackpot, lottery of 115 £ million on January, part of it is for you and your family. also to contribute to poverty reduction, public donations, public charity, orphanages, less privileged and help poor individuals in your community please Contact her to claim the money via email for more detail

Groeten, Een bedrag van £ 3.600.000,00 miljoen Britse pond (GBP) is gedoneerd en aan u geschonken door Frances & Patrick Connolly Family uit County Down in Noord-Ierland, zij wonnen de EuroMillions jackpot, een loterij van 115 £ miljoen in januari, een deel daarvan is voor jou en je familie. ook om bij te dragen aan armoedebestrijding, openbare donaties, openbare liefdadigheid, weeshuizen, minder bevoorrechte mensen en om arme mensen in uw gemeenschap te helpen, neem dan contact met haar op om het geld via e-mail te claimen voor meer informatie



Interestingly, from an Italian domain

I think they could have tried harder

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Reach out to Mrs Alice Walton via alice.l.walton70@gmail.com regarding donation benefit release to you.

I hope my email meets you well. I am Hon.Mike Odia, a top Politician here in Nigeria. I am Delighted to reach you via email with this potential Business Proposal that will be of mutual benefit to both of us.Due to the fear of the Government of Nigeria the sum of US200 million United States Dollars have been moved out to abroad through the Land border and I urgently need your collaboration to deposit this funds in your custody. Please kindly revert as soon as possible to declare your willingness to partner with me in this project.

Send me Your full information including a copy of your ID as you reply to enable me give you details.If you give your direct telephone number, I will call you so we can talk.


Regards,

Hon.Mike Odia.

This one made me stop and read it as it looked pretty genuine.

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HM courts and tribunals..........

Total cost:
£23.24

For the following: the use of a vehicle on a road in the charging area which a charging scheme applies without payment of the appropriate charge, at the date and timestarted below

Date: 05.10.2020

Time: 16:24 PM

If you do not respond before the end of the period of 28 days beginning with the date of service of this notice a charge certificate may be issued which would increase the penalty charge to £80.96 GBP.

Failure to then pay the increased penalty charge may result in the outstanding balance being registered as a debt in the County Court

You have 14 days beginning with the date of service of this notice to pay the discounted penalty charge of £23.24. if this is not paid by 15/10/2020 then the full penalty charge of £46.48 is payable.


Penalty Charge Notice Number:

YYJ18488219911

Automated payment reference:

950231341223

How to pay your Penalty Charge

To pay by Credit or Debit Card

1. Click here to pay by card online & click on Pay a Penalty Charge Notice (PCN).
Click here to pay

This is the quickest and easiest way to pay and receive a receipt as your payment is immediately credited to Charge Notice

Contact Centre

1.Telephone 0343 222 3331 (temporarily unavailable)

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
Customers Service Hours / Monday to Saturday
Office Hours Monday to Saturday:
Fax number: +13302303756

Dear Beneficiary,

Series of meetings have been hold over the past 7 months with the secretary general of the United Nations Organization. This ended 3 days ago. It is obvious that you have not received your funds which is to the tune of $16.5million due to past corrupt Governmental Officials who almost held the fund to themselves for their selfish reason and some individuals who have taken advantage of your fund all in an attempt to swindle your fund which has led to so many losses from your end and unnecessary delay in the receipt of your fund.


The National Central Bureau of Interpol enhanced by the United Nations and Federal Bureau of Investigation have successfully passed a mandate to the current Prime Minister of Malaysia Excellency Dr. Mahathir Bin Mohamad to boost the exercise of clearing all foreign debts owed to you and other individuals and organizations who have been found not to have receive their Contract Sum, Lottery/Gambling, Inheritance and the likes. Now how would you like to receive your payment? Because we have two method of payment which is by Bank Cashier Cheque or by Atm Card?


ATM CARD: We will be issuing you a custom pin based ATM card which you will use to withdraw up to $5,000 per day from any ATM machine that has the Master Card Logo on it and the card have to be renewed in 4 years’ time which is 2025. Also with the ATM card you will be able to transfer your funds to your local bank account. The ATM card comes with a handbook or manual to enlighten you about how to use it. Even if you do not have a bank account Cashier Cheque will be deposited in your bank for it to be cleared within three working days. Your payment would be sent to you via any of your preferred option and would be mailed to you via FedEx. Because we have signed a contract with FedEx which should expire by the end of october 2020 you will only need to pay $280 instead of $420 saving you $140 so if you
Pay before the one week you save $140 note that any one asking you for some kind of money above the usual fee is definitely a fraudsters and you will have to stop communication with every other person if you have been in contact with any. Also remember that all you will ever have to spend is $280.00 nothing more! Nothing less! And we guarantee the receipt of your fund to be successfully delivered to you within the next 24hrs after the receipt of payment has been confirmed.

Note: Everything has been taken care of by the Government of Malaysia, The United Nation and also the FBI and including taxes, custom paper and clearance duty so all you will ever need to pay is $280.
DO NOT SEND MONEY TO ANYONE UNTIL YOU READ THIS: The actual fees for shipping your ATM card is $420 but because FedEx have temporarily discontinued the C.O.D which gives you the chance to pay when package is delivered for international shipping We had to sign contract with them for bulk shipping which makes the fees reduce from the actual fee of $420 to $280 nothing more and no hidden fees of any sort! To effect the release of your fund valued at $16.5million you are advised to contact our correspondent in Asia the delivery officer

Mr.Serene Neo
With the information below,
Email: fedexexpress2@citromail.hu


You are advised to contact him with the information’s as stated below:
Your full Name..
Your Address:..............
Home/Cell Phone:..............

Preferred Payment Method ( ATM / Cashier Cheque )
Upon receipt of payment the delivery officer will ensure that your package is sent within 24 working hours. Because we are so sure of everything we are giving you a 100% money back guarantee if you do not receive payment/package within the next 24hrs after you have made the payment for shipping.

Yours sincerely,

Mrs.Beal Paulette
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

From Mr Davidson Afolabi i am twenty nine years old man.I lost my mother
when i was six years old and my father died in prison last year and i
happen to be the only child the other woman which my father married could
not bear any child.My father Dr.Festus Afolabi was the chief accountant general
in the Nigeria National Petroleum Corporation N.N.P.C when he was arrested
by the federal government of Nigeria over a serious matter which led to his
death last year in prison because of long stayed in detention,In fact upon
all his properties that were being sold to get him out from the detention
yet all efforts proved abortive.

Truly when my father was in prison as i visited him he told me that i should
go to one particular place in his bed room under the rug i will see a document
that i should go and re-hide it somewhere else out of the entire house that the
document is very important which i did.Then the other day as i visited him
he explained to me about the document that what i saw stated on the document
which is family treasuries is something else my son,that he uses family
treasuries as a common-flag to deposit the sum of $99,000,000musd with a
security company in overseas.


Meanwhile since the death of my father i have contacted the security company
twice on my father name telling the managing director that my father Dr. Festus
Afolabi is dead that i am his son Mr David Okoh.The fact is that i do want the
funds to come back to Nigeria for security wise,beside i am too young to own
this type of huge sum amount of funds in Nigeria of today, where will
i say i got the money from, Please i need the truth from you, Would
you assist me so that we can move out the funds from the security
company? because i need someone to help me invest the funds in abroad.
For your information the document regarding the deposit of the funds
is with me secretly. If you wish to help me kindly email me back.

Best regards,
Mr.Davidson Afolabi.

.............. and some dodgy UK Coupé club

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Hello Joe

Thank you for being a member of the Fiat Coup� Club UK. I am sending you this email to inform you that your membership is about to expire. We would love you to continue your membership and help us keep these fantastic cars on the road.

If you would like to renew your membership and receive a new membership pack please make a payment of �10 using one of the following methods, and then click on the link to advise us that you wish to stay.

STEP ONE / PAYMENT:

PayPal Secure Online Payment:
Please send �10 to subscription@fccuk.org
The transaction reference should be your Full Name (NOT your Forum Username)

Bank Transfer:
Please send �10 to:
Lloyds Bank Aldershot Branch
Sort Code: 30-90-09
A/C No 03096971

STEP TWO / SUBMIT YOUR RENEWAL:

Please ensure you click on the following link to finalise your membership. If you do not do this we will not be able to process your request.

CLICK HERE TO RENEW YOUR ACCOUNT

Please Note: Your membership privileges will be disabled in 14 Days

If you have any problems during the renewal process please let me know. We look forward to welcoming you back!

Happy Motoring,

Ashley Cooper
Fiat Coup� Club UK, Membership Secretary

NOTE: If you think you shouldn't be getting this message and you have renewed your membership please send me a NEW PM containing: Your current membership number and how and when you paid.

That last one does sound a bit dodgy...

United Nations Assistant Secretary-General for Development Coordination.


Congratulations,


Your email was randomly selected for the 2020 Relief Compensation of $1.5M Package for Third Quarter Reimbursement via certified ATM CARD. Please reach Mrs. Mariam AlMeer for more information.

Contact Name: Mrs. Mariam AlMeer
Email: help.mariamalmeer@outlook.com


Assistant Secretary General- Volker Turk
United Nations for Strategic Coordination

They also tried this scam with the Subaru Impreza club, but a bit more subtle:

Norville "Shaggy" Rogers
Subaru Imprez� Club UK, Membership Secretary

I think I was supposed to run the poisoned pdf that was attached to it...

I've had a few of those over the years, I feel the people who don't know what they're opening

Hello,

Good day to you, I am Sherry Brydson, a Canadian businesswoman. I have been empowering the jobless and poor people for quite some time in Canada and this time I have choose to extend my charitable works for the COVID-19 Pandemic relief fund to your location and I need you to help me distribute it. Please kindly get back to me if interested so i can give you more details. nb09959@gmail.com

Sherry Brydson.

leonardo@arrowvt.com.ar

Wed 09/12/2020 12:09

I'm sorry I sent you this email that arrived in your Junk folder as an unsolicited email. My name is Huang Jinping . I have a business proposal for you. I know this business proposal would be of interest to you. For more information please contact us.

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If you were sorry you wouldn't have sent it in the first place

Brevity is the soul of sh1t....

True, but one would think if its his proposal he would have also included the details in the email, no finish with if interested reply back etc etc........... (Hand slap face emoji)

Perhaps he doesn't actually have the money in his hand yet?

"I urge you to keep this proposal in utmost confidentiality pending our discussion............."

Yes of course, Mum's the word

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Compliments of the season to you!

I am Emilio Hidalgo Campos the Chief Executive Officer of a renowned law and auditing firm here in Spain. I was contracted to audit the accounting section of some firms in Spain. This audit in line with government policies and account reconciliation became necessary following the current European Economic crisis which Spain happens to be one of the most pretentious countries with the Euro Zone.

During my audits, I discovered several dormant accounts due to inactivity. some of them has been do.rmant for over a decade as the initial owner of funds h.ad passed away. Against this backdrop, I decided to contact you in order to confirm whether or not you know or are related to the deceased family? This is because from our preliminary findings, your and one of the deceased happen to bear same surname and common heritage.

Lastly, owing to the sensitivity of this situation, I urge you to keep this proposal in utmost confidentiality pending our discussion. I expect your response to enable me send you more informations.

Thanks for your time and expecting your response.

Hello,

My name is Lerynne West, the winner of the $ 343 million Power Ball jackpot in October 2018. My jackpot was a gift from God to me, so my entire family / foundation has agreed to do so. My foundation donates 4,800,000.00 dollars to you to improve the lives of many people in your community who are affected by this corona virus. Please contact Foundationcallum123@gmail.com for more information and accept this as a gift from me and my family.

Read more: https://tr.pinterest.com/pin/276267758377983814/

Regards,
Lerynne west

Looks like she's already transferred the capital in her name