I lent my wife the Coupe today to go to a hen do at a hotel. I got a phone call this morning, "the conceirge needs to move it and it won't start!". Oh dear, the battery is new, what could it be?

I advised my wife to phone the breakdown people, they arrived and it started. She came home this afternoon and told me the airbag light was on and the cd player wouldn't accept cds. So I went out to the car armed with laptop, reset the airbag light-plugged the charger in, reset the radio-and turned it off!

thats where you went wrong

That's where he really went wrong!

no no no - getting married is where he went wrong

Steve,now dont be bitter!

sorry Joe - twice bitten thrice shy

Blimey that was quick mate.Just the one divorce for me though.

Thrice? Thrice? Pennytuppence Me harty! Are ye from ye olde world?

ermm almost me hearty, yaaaaarrr