A *monstrous spider crawled across me and onto the steering wheel as I was driving today

I didn’t know it was possible to steer a car with the power of thought! I can tell you now, there's no way in hell I was clutching onto the wheel with that little fr crawling all over it. Quite possibly the only time I'll ever consider diving head first out of a moving car

Now where's my clean underwear? I hate spiders!






*replace monstrous with average sized and fairly pathetic

Wimp !

is the spider insured to drive your car?

Hahaha!!

The little bugger's been hitching a free ride for too long. No longer will my wing mirror spiders live in peace that's for sure!

Should I dob him in for driving without insurance? He wasnt even watching the road. Perhaps driving without due care and attention too?

I can hear the police officer asking for his insurance as he pulls the spider over for not wearing his seat belt, or was it he was on his mobile

If I crashed the car in my moment of terror, do you think the excuse that I wasnt driving would hold up?

I think people are underestimating just how scary an ordeal this is. You don't know how you are going to react to a situation like this it's like we dont know if we are going to be a hero until we see the man in the bank pull out the sawn off.

I once had a spider fall as I pulled down the sun visor, luckily I was at very slow speed as I was exiting a long drive, I can report I flapped my arms in a non controlled big girl blind panic in an attempt to protect my face and other vital organs

You've got it all wrong - the safety spider was saving you from something you hadn't noticed in the road. There's no knowing what you might have hit if he hadn't taken over at the vital moment!