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What a Dog !
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01/02/2011 21:43
01/02/2011 21:43
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mr_tickle
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Re: What a Dog !
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#1165053
01/02/2011 22:15
01/02/2011 22:15
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beast
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beast
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porche engine? so its been red and had a blue bonnet but is now silver? whats the dog advert on the back? that rear spoiler
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Re: What a Dog !
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#1165075
01/02/2011 22:55
01/02/2011 22:55
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DJRyan
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OOH dear, that is one money pit waiting to be bought!, hope none of the 3 bidders are on here!, why on earth would you write on an auction site "I estimate 20 to 25 miles to the gallon butit will do more if not racing it." what a load of rubbish...
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Re: What a Dog !
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#1165195
02/02/2011 12:15
02/02/2011 12:15
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spookly
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spookly
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Translated:
due to change of circumstances I can no longer afford to keep it: I have not maintained this coupe
It has virtually no rust at all: It has rust but I'm not telling where
It is in near perfect condition: It has a massive dent
new car smell still lingering: Till the febreeze wears off and it reverts to smelling of wet dog
a car with a porche engine: I am a ****wit
I estimate 20 to 25 miles to the gallon: I have tried to rag this car but lack the balls to really drive it
I don't have a service history apart form last few years: This car is a moneypit/timebomb
passed MOT fine last October: ORLY? "having had leaky petrol tank replaced"
There is a dent in the side (pictured) which is recent: I cannot drive
dent... easily repaired: There is a dent which would be a nightmare to repair and need filler, and probably never look quite right
nothing drastic though: There is a drastic dent
The boot lock is a little temperamental and sometimes needs the lever pushed manually to shut the boot. When below freezing outside the central locking somtimes stop working and the doors freeze shut.: I own a Fiat Coupe
I don't lock it when I know it is going to be very cold so that I can still open manually once doors defrosted.: If there is a cold snap before the auction ends feel free to steal my car/possessions
The car was in an accident before I purchased it and had a bonnet repelaced.: And after you purchased it by the looks of things
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Re: What a Dog !
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#1165202
02/02/2011 12:26
02/02/2011 12:26
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Re: What a Dog !
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02/02/2011 12:35
02/02/2011 12:35
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mr_tickle
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Translated:
dent... easily repaired: There is a dent which would be a nightmare to repair and need filler, and probably never look quite right
Dent ... easily repaired: I took it to my bodyshop who said the cost of the repair would be greater than the value of the car, so i'm just lying to you here, again.
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Re: What a Dog !
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#1165208
02/02/2011 12:44
02/02/2011 12:44
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Re: What a Dog !
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#1165209
02/02/2011 12:45
02/02/2011 12:45
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came2dance
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This bit made me smile I bought it from my brother who is a mecahnic and kept it in a garage - hence it feels new despite its actual age. followed by The accident was not listed on insurance so I assume the mechanic who originally owned it did the job himself.
www.chrisdoyle-photography.co.uk
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Re: What a Dog !
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#1165225
02/02/2011 13:42
02/02/2011 13:42
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porkypaul
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Translated:
due to change of circumstances I can no longer afford to keep it: I have not maintained this coupe
It has virtually no rust at all: It has rust but I'm not telling where
It is in near perfect condition: It has a massive dent
new car smell still lingering: Till the febreeze wears off and it reverts to smelling of wet dog
a car with a porche engine: I am a ****wit
I estimate 20 to 25 miles to the gallon: I have tried to rag this car but lack the balls to really drive it
I don't have a service history apart form last few years: This car is a moneypit/timebomb
passed MOT fine last October: ORLY? "having had leaky petrol tank replaced"
There is a dent in the side (pictured) which is recent: I cannot drive
dent... easily repaired: There is a dent which would be a nightmare to repair and need filler, and probably never look quite right
nothing drastic though: There is a drastic dent
The boot lock is a little temperamental and sometimes needs the lever pushed manually to shut the boot. When below freezing outside the central locking somtimes stop working and the doors freeze shut.: I own a Fiat Coupe
I don't lock it when I know it is going to be very cold so that I can still open manually once doors defrosted.: If there is a cold snap before the auction ends feel free to steal my car/possessions
The car was in an accident before I purchased it and had a bonnet repelaced.: And after you purchased it by the looks of things
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Re: What a Dog !
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#1165228
02/02/2011 13:53
02/02/2011 13:53
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ally_f
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So they've painted the underside of the bonnet and the engine bay, or did he think it was normal to have different colours there?!
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Re: What a Dog !
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#1165232
02/02/2011 13:58
02/02/2011 13:58
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jamie20vtplus
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Just made my day lol, just noticed this one as well, think the dog has made his mind up ? If he is doing what I think he is ? http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FIAT-COUPE-20V-TUR...=item230dc364de
Last edited by jamie20vtplus; 02/02/2011 14:22.
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Re: What a Dog !
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#1165240
02/02/2011 14:18
02/02/2011 14:18
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duncan78
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Indicative of the low price of Fiat Coupes, they end up in the hands of chavs and the uneducated.
Again, it's the people that can just about afford the asking price but not the running costs .. and not just on ebay either.
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Re: What a Dog !
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02/02/2011 20:05
02/02/2011 20:05
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spookly
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spookly
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I saw that one... made me laugh. Who puts a picture on to sell their car with their dog p*ssin* on it?? Mentals eh?
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Re: What a Dog !
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#1165396
02/02/2011 20:38
02/02/2011 20:38
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evo_number_one
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STOP PRESS ***** STOP PRESS ****** On 02-Feb-11 at 14:58:06 GMT, seller added the following information: "2 Feb - If anyone was thinking about a last mionute bid, forget it - the windscreen wiper just stopped working, the seat belt gets stuck and the wheels are squeaking - looks like I'm stuck with it it as I cannot now reccommend it! - oh well - didn't really want to sell it anyway..."
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Re: What a Dog !
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#1165408
02/02/2011 20:54
02/02/2011 20:54
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patch234
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made me laugh. Who puts a picture on to sell their car with their dog p*ssin* on it?? M I've been chuckling to myself about this comment for the past 15 minutes
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Re: What a Dog !
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#1165417
02/02/2011 21:14
02/02/2011 21:14
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dlongstaff
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He's just buffing it up. Dog pee is great for removing stubborn stains and dry/cracked lips. Well it stops you from licking them.
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Re: What a Dog !
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#1165435
02/02/2011 21:51
02/02/2011 21:51
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exracer
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exracer
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I have a little "to do" list for my bodywork, but my car is showroom compared to the doggy special... I also noticed the mechanic / brother / maybe faux pas - oh well!
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