A bit thirst over here. Can I have some more oil,
Please turn down the boost your hurting me
Petrol tastes so good.
I can't see where I'm going even with headlights on
My eyelashes (sunvisors) are a poor effort.
Howcome when I flash another coupe I never get one back.
Why oh why am I broom yellow

Just one more cam belt... please, just one more.

My windows are pretty tough(what's that you say german , you can break them with your fist, ok then)
Hmmm think I fancy a new thermostat today
I've been told I am a bit of a hypercondriact, I just like being spoken about in the (coupe won't start) threads

JBT says" ok coupe there's 400 bhp
Coupe says " these main bearings are tasty, crunch crunch
JBT says" ok coupe there's 500 bhp
Coupe says" nah off there's your gear box all over the road

Hovedan says" coupe won't start" run out of petrol?
Coupe says" possibly, why don't you go and get wet through walking to the garage 4 times to find out I'm actually dead,

Coupe says" its getting hot in here" and I'm too low to get on the first flat loader that will attend if I break down.

Coupedummy says" fine but I'm not going to check your gauges so just stop when you have had enough.
Coupe says" ok but ill wait until I'm on a part of the M42 that you can't find on the satnav.

Johnny says" I haven't closed your bonnet
Coupe says"" BANG" and make sure I get my headlight recovered from lane 2 please
Sorry JBT hovedan johnny and coupedummy

Aren't you a bit 'new' to rub it in like that? Bit of a poor effort at being funny. Or is that just me?

What's the matter Kayjey"coupe won't start"? Yes I probably am..
I used to date a girl who got her boobs done in belgium, E cups they were. Pretty good price too. 5 stars***** well done