O Fit Girls, Where Art Thou? (a poem)

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O Fit Girls, Where Art Thou? (a poem) #1180699 04/03/2011 22:07 04/03/2011 22:07
J JKD Unregistered
JKD Unregistered J	Back in the days before I had a car I used to get the bus when I had to go far I’d look out the window as the world went by Seeing fit girls in their GTIs But now I drive a Coupe I don’t see any They seem to be rarer than the Senny I’d love to be waiting at a red traffic light And have a fit girl in a GTV pull up to my right Shout out to me that her name is Milla While checking out the turbo badge on my B-pillar I’d give her a cheeky smile like Roger Moore Click on this link and go to 4 minutes 44 The lights would turn green and I’d put my foot down Making the wheels go round and round I'd move off faster than a darting kitty catty While she thinks to herself ‘mmmm, nice Maserati.’ Ladies and gentlemen these are only dreams Because in reality there are only two themes Middle aged men in Audis and Mercs Then chavs in their wagons, acting like jerks The best however is yet to come One day the Coop was fine, going vroom vroom vroom The next day it just broke down So I had to get the bus to get to town I sat there listening to the same song on loop When all of a sudden I saw a fit girl go by... in a Coop. Yes, I think I'm going delightfully mad

Re: O Fit Girls, Where Art Thou? (a poem) [Re: ] #1180701 04/03/2011 22:11 04/03/2011 22:11
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dlongstaff Unregistered D	That moved me

Re: O Fit Girls, Where Art Thou? (a poem) [Re: ] #1180712 04/03/2011 22:26 04/03/2011 22:26
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Moosey Unregistered M	Aye! The Coupe was built for a parallel universe Women's lib :marco: and the PC brigade ... it happened sometime during the 90's. So sad, and resulted in the Milk Tray Man ended up drinking out of brown paper bags .

Re: O Fit Girls, Where Art Thou? (a poem) [Re: ] #1180715 04/03/2011 22:36 04/03/2011 22:36
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mayzon Unregistered M	I'd hate to pull up next to a fit bird in a GTI, because I'm butt ugly

Re: O Fit Girls, Where Art Thou? (a poem) [Re: ] #1180719 04/03/2011 22:39 04/03/2011 22:39
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spookly Unregistered S	I saw a fittest girl the other day. Blonde, smoking a ciggy sitting in a big battered old Land Rover Disco... My kinda girl

Re: O Fit Girls, Where Art Thou? (a poem) [Re: ] #1180740 04/03/2011 23:32 04/03/2011 23:32
Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 19,947 North wales pinin_prestatyn Forum veteran
pinin_prestatyn Forum veteran Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 19,947 North wales	Liked it Coopless!

Re: O Fit Girls, Where Art Thou? (a poem) [Re: ] #1180769 05/03/2011 01:15 05/03/2011 01:15
Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,180 Sheffield X19_pilot Enjoying the ride
X19_pilot Enjoying the ride Joined: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,180 Sheffield	I think you should post that here... Linky It might get you to the front of the queue! Last edited by X19_pilot; 05/03/2011 01:17.

Re: O Fit Girls, Where Art Thou? (a poem) [Re: ] #1180784 05/03/2011 07:33 05/03/2011 07:33
Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,748 Pistonheads B Brewster Forum is my life
Brewster Forum is my life B Joined: Jan 2006 Posts: 5,748 Pistonheads	Originally Posted by dlongstaff That moved me It caused me to have a movement.

Re: O Fit Girls, Where Art Thou? (a poem) [Re: ] #1180796 05/03/2011 08:47 05/03/2011 08:47
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DJRyan Unregistered D	Haha this is brilliant top marks!

Re: O Fit Girls, Where Art Thou? (a poem) [Re: ] #1180811 05/03/2011 09:22 05/03/2011 09:22
J Jintel Unregistered
Jintel Unregistered J	Awesome

Re: O Fit Girls, Where Art Thou? (a poem) [Re: ] #1180853 05/03/2011 10:59 05/03/2011 10:59
M MattW Unregistered
MattW Unregistered M	Originally Posted by JKD I’d give her a cheeky smile like Roger Moore Click on this link and go to 4 minutes 44 haha, genius bit of interactive poetry there.

Re: O Fit Girls, Where Art Thou? (a poem) [Re: ] #1181064 05/03/2011 20:45 05/03/2011 20:45
G gurly_racer Unregistered
gurly_racer Unregistered G	Lol... That's great! Were you bored?

Re: O Fit Girls, Where Art Thou? (a poem) [Re: ] #1181095 05/03/2011 21:27 05/03/2011 21:27
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BoostMeCoupeUp Unregistered B	Haha good effort jkd thought id have a go 5 mins work below

Re: O Fit Girls, Where Art Thou? (a poem) [Re: ] #1181252 06/03/2011 10:09 06/03/2011 10:09
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BoostMeCoupeUp Unregistered B	Intoducing my black fiat coupe LE a poor mans ferrari Can it help me pull women i doubt it that 60 plates winning The only pants its had Down is that focus RS oh yes its still wearing the front fwd Crown But when birds do find that door lever they too get coupe fever this may just work i might get some beaver! They Love my red and black leather And turbo punch like mayweather I dint pull these birds by the way because of the coupe i knocked on the head really put them in the boot because you cant rely on Pininfarina to get to play with your weena My coupe itself is sexualy frustraited he bought 18s as thinks his looks are now dated All in all looks wise it dont struggle it gorgeous like me I even cought him hanging out the back of a fit GTV. _______________________