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Valentine's day/evening....
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13/02/2012 11:33
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Nellybear
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So come on then... who's doing what?? Sky-writers? Flowers? Dinner? Spa? I've ordered a dozen roses to be delivered to her work with a card and chocolates. Then planning an evening meal... just not sure what yet what about you.........
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13/02/2012 11:49
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Truffle
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I shall treat myself to a tuna pasta dinner (the fridge is broken so it's all canned food for me this week) and follow this with that seminal Valentines day movie classic "friends with benefits". Whoop.
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13/02/2012 13:59
13/02/2012 13:59
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AndrewR
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Staying in and hope the wife decides to wear the pressie I bought her Yeah, I've bought my wife a Burka as well.
Dear monos, a secret truth.
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13/02/2012 14:07
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DanielTheManual
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89p card from Card Factory. Chinese take-away with double portion of her new fave dish - vegetarian crispy shredded duck Painters are in so no how's your father!
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13/02/2012 15:01
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Ok i'm going to have to ask.
How on earth can you have Vegetarian crispy duck?
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13/02/2012 15:12
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proccy
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Aren't all ducks vegetarian? Other than the ones that eat fish, yes
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Re: Valentine's day/evening....
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13/02/2012 15:21
13/02/2012 15:21
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AndrewR
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But fish count as vegetables. I'm sure lots of people who claim to be vegetarian eat fish, so therefore they must be vegetables.
And yes, that sentence was intended to be ambiguous.
Dear monos, a secret truth.
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13/02/2012 15:31
13/02/2012 15:31
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But fish count as vegetables. I'm sure lots of people who claim to be vegetarian eat fish, so therefore they must be vegetables.
And yes, that sentence was intended to be ambiguous amphibious. Corrected the spelling....
Last edited by stan; 13/02/2012 15:32. Reason: I know, I know. Pedants!! So can you get crispy frog's legs for vegetarians?
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13/02/2012 16:04
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Roadking
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As always his tea ready when he walks through the door after his hard day at work kiss on the cheek, then will give him his card and chocs, and he will say 'cheers Hun, I haven't got you anything' But this year is also leap year so watch this space!!!! At least you've not got any unreasonable expectations, Lezza Why is it when a woman is let down when her expectations aren't met it's the bloke's fault BTW I will obviously be doing all I can to make sure Ms RK's unreasonable expectatations are realised tomorrow
Last edited by Roadking; 13/02/2012 16:12.
"RK's way seems the most sensible to me". ali_hire 16 Dec 2010
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13/02/2012 16:16
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Girls just like being spoilt and even when you guys say 'don't expect anything or ' I don't do valentines day' us girls still hope deep down that you will prove us wrong! I'am tha soppy one in this house and god doesn't Paul know it but I don't mind if you knew me you would know how much I love spoiling him every month of the year! and yes I am abit nuts Go spoil your ladies lads it will get you loads of points
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13/02/2012 16:40
13/02/2012 16:40
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Girls just like being spoilt and even when you guys say 'don't expect anything or ' I don't do valentines day' us girls still hope deep down that you will prove us wrong! Guys tend to say what they mean, which is why questions such as, "Does my bum look big in this?" are so dangerous to harmonious relationships. Some phrases have huge difference in meanings depending on whether they're spoken by a male or a female that it's amazing we, as a species, manage to communicate at all. Examples... "We need to go shopping" Female meaning - we need to spend 5 or 6 hours looking at shoes and dresses, before you buy me lots of wonderful and beautiful things. Male meaning - there's no beer left in the cold white thing in the kitchen. "Let's have a quiet night in" Female meaning - we should cuddle for hours on the sofa, watch a film full of 'hilarious' romantic misunderstandings and then have a chat about maybe having babies one day. Male meaning - there's something on telly I want to see (subtle sub-text, the key word in that sentence is "quiet") "I've invite some friends round this weekend" Female meaning - we're hosting a sophisticated dinner party, with inane chat, wine that cost more than our usual weekly food budget and posh food with 'jus' instead of gravy. Male meaning - Charlie, Freddie, Baz and 'Dirty' Dave are coming round to drink beer, watch the new porn film Dave downloaded and we're all going to shout encouragement to the actors on screen and rate all of the women on a would/wouldn't scale. "I haven't got you much for Valentine's day" Female meaning - I've spent a f'ing fortune on you, but I'm worried that it will all be stuff you don't like; cuddly toys, nice clothes, soft-centre chocolates and DVDs you'd rather eat than watch. Male meaning - I've got you a card. "We need to have a chat" Female meaning - after the whole Valentine fiasco I'm feeling a bit vulnerable. I need you to listen to my disjointed woes and then comfort me while I have a good old cry. I need to be reassured that you still love me and care for me and that you always will. I'd feel better if you got so worried that you were about to lose me that you made some grand romantic gesture to sweep me off my feet and maybe even cried a bit yourself. Perhaps at then end of the evening we can make gentle love on a sheepskin rug in front of an open fire (or, at least, that's what I'll be fantasising about when you do your usual three-push-Percy routine on the Argos duvet in front of the 3-bar fire). Male meaning - I fancy your sister more than you, and I think she might be up for it if I dump you.
Dear monos, a secret truth.
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13/02/2012 16:50
13/02/2012 16:50
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DanielTheManual
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Ok i'm going to have to ask.
How on earth can you have Vegetarian crispy duck? It's a meat alternative, mock duck, that is magically cooked/flavoured to resemble duck: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mock_duckThere is a great restaurant in Oxford called The Pink Giraffe which specialises in vegetarian versions of popular meat dishes...crispy shredded beef, sweet and sour chicken, pork chop suey etc. It's not that impressive inside décor wise, but the food is very good, and even though I've been a vegetarian for 7+ years, it tastes pretty much how I remembered it.
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13/02/2012 17:05
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Roadking
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I know it's an old question, but why do vegetarians preach the benefits of their diet, then try to make it taste like mine? Although if brussels tasted like pork I might be tempted to eat them @ Andrew!
Last edited by Roadking; 13/02/2012 17:06.
"RK's way seems the most sensible to me". ali_hire 16 Dec 2010
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13/02/2012 17:07
13/02/2012 17:07
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Lezza
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Girls just like being spoilt and even when you guys say 'don't expect anything or ' I don't do valentines day' us girls still hope deep down that you will prove us wrong! Guys tend to say what they mean, which is why questions such as, "Does my bum look big in this?" are so dangerous to harmonious relationships. Some phrases have huge difference in meanings depending on whether they're spoken by a male or a female that it's amazing we, as a species, manage to communicate at all. Examples... "We need to go shopping" Female meaning - we need to spend 5 or 6 hours looking at shoes and dresses, before you buy me lots of wonderful and beautiful things. Male meaning - there's no beer left in the cold white thing in the kitchen. "Let's have a quiet night in" Female meaning - we should cuddle for hours on the sofa, watch a film full of 'hilarious' romantic misunderstandings and then have a chat about maybe having babies one day. Male meaning - there's something on telly I want to see (subtle sub-text, the key word in that sentence is "quiet") "I've invite some friends round this weekend" Female meaning - we're hosting a sophisticated dinner party, with inane chat, wine that cost more than our usual weekly food budget and posh food with 'jus' instead of gravy. Male meaning - Charlie, Freddie, Baz and 'Dirty' Dave are coming round to drink beer, watch the new porn film Dave downloaded and we're all going to shout encouragement to the actors on screen and rate all of the women on a would/wouldn't scale. "I haven't got you much for Valentine's day" Female meaning - I've spent a f'ing fortune on you, but I'm worried that it will all be stuff you don't like; cuddly toys, nice clothes, soft-centre chocolates and DVDs you'd rather eat than watch. Male meaning - I've got you a card. "We need to have a chat" Female meaning - after the whole Valentine fiasco I'm feeling a bit vulnerable. I need you to listen to my disjointed woes and then comfort me while I have a good old cry. I need to be reassured that you still love me and care for me and that you always will. I'd feel better if you got so worried that you were about to lose me that you made some grand romantic gesture to sweep me off my feet and maybe even cried a bit yourself. Perhaps at then end of the evening we can make gentle love on a sheepskin rug in front of an open fire (or, at least, that's what I'll be fantasising about when you do your usual three-push-Percy routine on the Argos duvet in front of the 3-bar fire). Male meaning - I fancy your sister more than you, and I think she might be up for it if I dump you. Brilliant! And so true
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13/02/2012 17:08
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13/02/2012 18:53
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DanielTheManual
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I know it's an old question, but why do vegetarians preach the benefits of their diet, then try to make it taste like mine?
I don't mind people eating meat, and I'd even be okay cooking it for someone else if necessary. I guess there are those out there that do, but I don't preach why it's healthier, so if people want to carry on eating meat then go for it
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13/02/2012 19:18
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and yes I am a bit nuts This is understatement of the year, or any year!! Saying she's a little bit nuts is like saying Paul uses the odd swear word
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