Well, after a few saturday night drinks..
I started working out what I have changed on my coupe..

The list started off as a joke... Then got serious.

So, from the top...

3 bonnets
3 front bumper's
1 set of side skirt
1 rear bumper
Both doors
1 engine
3 clutches
3 cam belts
1 gearbox
1 turbo
1 manifold

I've missed out wheel bearings ect because that is really wear and tear!!

But that is a stupid list..

Also interested to see if any one else on here is as stupid as me and changed countless body parts and mechanical parts.

....bet you've changed the horns!!

So far;

1 front bumper
1 rear bumper
drivers door
boot lid
carpet, door cards, seats
Aircon compressor
exhaust manifold
2 turbos

Radiator
Rad Fan
Stereo
Centre console
Handbrake Console
Wishbones
ARB & Drop Links...

And i've only owned it for a year.

Nothing. Yet...

Think I've done alright for how long I've had it

2 clutches
1 gearbox
2 exhausts
1 set of springs
Then 1 full suspension refresh
Oh and an interior!
(and a respray)

Hmm maybe I have spent a few quid!

Tbh the list could go on but they're things changed out of choice not nescesity.

In 8 years and 55k miles during my ownership (sold car about 8 months ago):

Front bumper,
Skirts,
Cambelt etc (2)
Manifold (1)
Oil cooler +pipes (2)
Radiator (1)
Front springs (1 pair)
Exhaust (2)
Wishbones

Which I think is pretty good compared to my Alfa GT which I bought 8 months ago with 29k on the clock:

Engine (1)
Diff (1)
Clutch (1)

In less than 3k miles!

61k, and since my ownership ive changed the timing and aux belts

Nothing, never had to touch mine.

Pretty much everything you can think of... Bar the engine

...o no wait, that's being changed soon

In seventeen years and 160k miles...

• one engine
• one bonnet
• one boot
• one front and one rear bumper
• one sunroof
• tyres without number
• cambelts at least four
• alternators ditto
• brakes and discs on every corner numerous times
• entire suspension including the rear subframe, springs, shocks, and bushes
• lost count of the wishbones, droplinks etc
• one driveshaft (I think; that might have been on the 20vt)
• rear wheel bearings...
• the radio

And I think I may have changed the oil once or twice...

So now it's just about ready for a bare metal strip'n'dip respray and rebuild...

Just a few changes;

4 engines
4 turbos
3 head rebuilds
4 cam belts and aux's
front lips
bolster, steering wheel and gear knob
B pillars
floor pan........
hids

other than that just minor stuff, and lots of it

"Fixed" that one for you.

Erm. Wishbones and discs/ pads.

and to add......

discs
pads
brake lines (twice)
exhaust (twice)

but nothing ever on the gearbox - i expect i've jinxed myself now

Does porkypaul stealing parts from my coupe to put on other coupe members cars count as 'what have you changed to your car!!!!

Only left him with my keys for 15 minutes and now have no dump valve, it's being replaced with some trashy noise that makes my car sound like it has a gas leak!!

Is there a section on here or a mod I can talk to about putting in a complaint!!

Theft doesn't count if it's for the benefit of other Coupe members

That's what I thought T

just a bunch of criminals

I *haven't* changed the roof.......yet!

Stereo
Rear springs
Bmc air filter
Cat back Exhaust
Carbon effect centre console
Ali heater and dash rings
Hid kit
Clutch and gearbox oil
Cam cover gasket

You'll soon learn our ways

I'm sure Paul will make it up to you in other ways

(In the meantime, get some studying about cars done and learn to steal bits from his. I'll teach you if it's for my benefit. LE seats aren't hard to take out, that can be lesson No 1)

Don't give her ideas la

4th engine
9th Gearbox
3 sets of OS shafts
2 of NS
Both rear wheel bearings
3 sets of wheels
Horns
5 Cambelt changes
Camshaft Phase sensor
Water pump
2x Aux tensioners
3x Ac tensioners
Coolant reservoir
3 clutches
1x Towstrap
2x Hid kits
1x Centre console
1X handbrake console
2x Airbag ecu's
1x Gearknob
1X Steering wheel
9x NSF Diff seals
13x Visco seals
2 NSF Diff seals
Rear LED Lights
Fuel pump mod
Fuse board
NSF window regulator
Starter button (Plus)
Instrument panel
Clock
2 radiators
3 sets of arms
2 sets of Arbs
2 Apexi controllers
2 ecu,s
7 fc performance maps
4 sets of plugs
13 oil filter changes
4 fuel filters
2 walbro pumps
2 rear arm bearings
2 rear arms
rear anti roll bar
front anti roll bar
3 suspension kits
2 front ac pipes
2 condensors
7 sets of discs
9 sets of pads
3 sets of calipers
2 rear calipers changed
4 different exhausts
2 actuators
5 turbos
2 front lights
2 fog lights
3 bumpers
3 different side skirts
Interior carpet
Heater matrix
Drivers seat
10 Lower wishbone bolts
10 Lower wishbone nuts
NSF hub
Nsf Bearing assembly
2 sumps
All brake lines
all flexi brake pipes
Rear compensator
Rear compensator spring
4x Oil return pipes
oil cooler and pipes
Ps pipes
2x Ps pumps
Ps pump bearing
8 Ps belts
Windscreen
2X engione ecu's caused by windscreen and matrix leak
Alarm system
3 Coolant hose kits
2 Turbo kits
3 oil feed pipes
2 Oil filter housing seals
4 Dipstick seals
9 Rocker gaskets
2 Rocker covers
5x Inlet donuts

I think thats a start will update here if i think of any more.

Your a fricking looney toon.

I changed the steering wheel......from right to left......

And then in the afternoon...

In the afternoon God created man with sense.I was born before that.

had the car 10 days and changed washer pump and stereo so far

All brake pipes
All braided brake connectors
Drilled and grooved disks with Racing Pads all round
New Rad
Replaced passenger caliper
Wishbones and bolts
Driveshafts

Owned about 6 months.

Now I use the term "I" loosely, although I have done some work myself, inevitably it has gone wrong and JBT has done it properly and/or checked things over!

Cambelt (1)
Auxbelts (3)
Oil Cooler and pipes (2)
Clutch
Exhaust (cat back)
Coolant hoses
Radiator
Heater Matrix
Power steering pump
Drive shafts and hubs
Wheel (buckled x 1 - JBT has now shamelessly painted it "Marco" pink! )
Rear caliper and line
Thermostat
Wheel bearing
Turbo
The 'orn(s)

Service items (lots of times)

I am sure I am forgetting lots of stuff there, but its a start!