Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Personal Car)

My friend Stan uses this and it works a treat on his back although i miss calling him Chewy now. He told me to read these reviews. You guys are hilarious, is there a subscribe button? I'd feel sorry for some of you and the pain you've gone through but us girls get waxed and stuff for you guys so I don't. Maybe we should all forego the pain and suffering in the name of vanity (unless you're into pain in which case I'd gladly lend a helping hand) and go au naturale. Let us run naked and free and celebrate our hairy bits.

Had tears reading the first 5 will read the rest later with a nice hot brew lol

This one creased me up

Should anyone wish to experience a similar level of pain, I suggest lowering your love spuds into a pan of boiling cillit bang, whilst getting a friend or colleague to roughly insert a pineapple into the suntanned cyclops using a six pound sledgehammer and a good run up.

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