Tough - Trade underwear with a woman
Can be Quite Easy - Drink a shot from a woman's bellybutton.

Be taught to say I love you in another language by a stranger.

Order a drink by saying "I'll have a babycham" to the barman - in the proper voice.

A hot chilli pepper/sauce challenge

Eating a bunch of cream crackers/water biscuits in a time limit (without drinking)

Off the top of my head:

1. Must order, and drink a Babycham ... preferably with a cocktail umbrella and/or cherry in.

2. Must always announce, loudly, when he is going to the toilet.

3. He has to dance between venues, rather than just, say, walking.

4. Give him a list of items he must collect before the end of the evening. I'd suggest than an item of female underwear is on the list

5. If anybody outside the group asks him any question about his forthcoming wedding he must make it clear that it's a civil union to a man called Derek.

6. Should any female, of any age or appearance, talk to him he must explain that he can't buy them a drink, as he's getting married, but offer to share his current drink with her.

7. He has to 'recognise' an old school friend in bar and try to get them to remember their (improbable) shool-day adventures together.

8. If you see anybody who looks like a Hell's Angel he must punch them in the back of the head and shout, "Puff!". Or perhaps not

I'd think of some more, but I need to go get a sandwich.

Ha, I hadn't seen Emjay's post when I posted. Good to see we agree on the Babycham.

Plus, of course, it gives the rest of the group to join in with the Babycham ordering ... that would be funny.

Make him put his socks in his pint and down it in one....not seen anyone manage it yet

I had to walk around with one testicle hanging out all night. It was actually quite amusing when chatting to girls and they realised...

One of my dares was go up to a random guy, down his drink and talk my way out of a fight. Less amusing.

Why not make him buy a round only using coppers - so he has to count them out at the bar to pay winding up everyone waiting.

Which would then invoke the second part of Jim3's idea!

I have to ask... why? Are you not supposed to be his *friends*?

That's scandalous! Everyone knows a copper would never buy a round of drinks!


Anyhoo, back on thread......try and get a kiss from a WPC