Only bodge I've ever been forced to do was on my 330 when teh throttle cable snapped, jammed it open at 3000 rpm. Must've looked at sounded like a right donkey!
Re: The most gash repair?
[Re: szkom]
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When I had my old Red 20VT I had to pick my daughter up from her holiday club. I made the mistake of parking over a raised kerb. When I reversed out three was a bit of resistance followed by a snapping sound. I'd managed to rip the undertray off all but 2 of the clips.
I couldn't re-attach it with the broken clips and was unable to remove it completely. Luckily my daughter had a packet of Scoobies. I used a dozen of these to make a temporary repair that lasted until I sold the car