Well I now know what the "AD" stands for at the end of the title...... Absolute Dross!

*Never* before have I sat through a movie so expectantly, so fervently hoping, wishing and praying that it might, just might, get better. It didn't!
Even the end was utter, utter, utter KEECH! (a Glasgow word, look it up).
What happened? Did Vin Paraffin kill the writer every ten minutes which is why the story is so disjointed?
Did someone lose the plotline about three minutes in and have to try to recall it from a booze-hazed memory? They failed miserably!
Oh, and for info; when "guided missiles" lose their target lock, they do NOT veer off vector into the nearest taxi! The keep running towards the last computed point of terminal impact, ergo, Vinny would have been "Bitty" FFS!!
What a steaming turd of a movie, and please do not get me started on the "acting"

I've seen better actors in the dock of our local magistrates courts!

Someone, somewhere, owes me one hour and 45 minutes of my life back......Vin Diesel I'm coming to kick your teeth in....!
