What about a cheap car challenge where they have to buy either a Coupe or a GTV for £1500 and drive to Italy and back using the change for petrol and running repairs.

Or diguising it as a police car and then ragging the arse off it in reverse gear and wrecking it.

Any old italian car on top gear will be wrecked, in fact any old car will be wrecked. They will drive it around laughing at the bits that fall off and keep banging into each other. Normally the destruction will be primarily aimed at whatever May is driving. Don't ever expect a proper review in thd sam manner to those they do for the latest Fezza or Lambo, it won't happen unless Quentin Wilson or the like re-join the show...and i can't see that happening.