Hi chums

I have gone into the bathroom armed with a razor and sculpted the silliest, stupidest moustache I could muster. I'll be forgoing any (slim) chance I have of getting intimate with any females this month with this cookie duster I have named 'Ronald Wrongburger'



If you would like to sponsor me then I would be most grateful. So far I have a tenner sponsored.... From myself

http://uk.movember.com/mospace/8669765


Thanking you!

If you create a ladder from the lower half I'll give you £20

Looking good Matt. I'm just getting started.

You just want photo evidence you big flirt

Joe yours blends in. Dye it a nice vibrant blue!

Ha Ha. But it would have to be green. I kind of like the idea Matt.

C'mon Alexis! We all know you can grow one in half a day!

Looking worryingly like Charles Bronson there Pinin !!

(The British criminal or the American Actor.... for that matter !!)

I don't want to be the pooper of any mo parties, but unless the rules for Movember have changed, don't you have to start clean shaven on 01/11? I'm sure that was the reason behind the frustrating slow start to last year's mo for me.

There's no rules Jim, if there are, they're there to be broken!

Yo, you're *so* Mo, bro!

I know! YOLO

(Cringe)

Apparently, the youth have realised that if YOLO you actually have to be really careful, which sends out the wrong message, fun-wise. So now it's YoYo (You're only Young once). Just sayin', Fam. (I'm so down with the kids, I even used the term "hench" in a meeting to describe someone. Blank faces all round...)

YOLO = You Obviously Like Owls...

Well, of course I do, because WAWAW.

Before YOLO, how many times did stupid people think they lived?

Nice to see another Questionable Content fan.

Oi, leave me out of this!