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Other insurance needed?
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Just like you can get insurance for cars, property, sports, etc, you can now get insurance for sex. Here's the list, most tastes are catered for: Sex with your wife Legal & General
Sex on the telephone Direct Line
Sex with your partner Standard Life
Sex with someone different Go Compare
Sex with a lady of generous proportion More Than
Sex on the back seat of a car Sheila's Wheels
Sex with a prostitute Commercial Union
Sex with your maid Employer's Liability
Sex with an OAP Saga
Sex resulting in pregnancy General Accident
Sex with a transvestite Confused.com
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