When a correct answer is given I`ll just think up a new question. (I suppose there could be more than one correct answer at times, it must be the place I am thinking of)

May as well get off to a warped start with....

Where in Cornwall would you go to shout at some people who dress in rubber or leather?

I thought I knew Cornwall quite well, hmmm I shall ponder.

Same place as a certain young lady went on stage in the nude according to a limerick.

I had to google it but it's unbelievable.

I`ll give a clue in a few days time....

Speaking of Limericks, here`s one I wrote for a young lady I know. (Actually her real name)

A young lady that we`ll call Miss Prisk
One day took a serious risk

She invited a geezer
To fondle and squeeze her
And spank her behind with a whisk

One I wrote for a chap I knew who kept llamas, and loved them dearly... names changed to protect the innocent, and make the limerick work.

There was a young farmer called Palmer
Who wished to engage with a llama
"For a gerbil may burst,
if it comes to the worst.
But a llama," said Palmer, "is calmer."

There was a young chap from Caracas
Who was amorous towards his alpacas,
Upon approaching the beast,
It reared on it's feet,
And kicked him full force in the knackers.

(I just made that up, and still had the word "maracas" in reserve)

I expect it shows.

There once was a man from Crimp
Ripped his rubber pants on a sprint
Went to Truro to complain
But that was in vain
So he took out his Ventongimps

Awesome.

Formerly Fenton Gumpus

I have to confess i`m quite annoyed.
I thought that would take weeks to decipher, not hours.

Now I will have to come up with a fiendishly tricky new question.
This could take some time.

Ok, that seems like long enough.

Where in Cornwall can you disagree with what the village seems to say it isn`t, while driving over it?

not a bridge

Oh and Venton Gimps (me and Mrs Jasgols favourite place name in Cornwall)

Two nuns in a clinch in a cloister
grew rapidly moister and moister
their passionate moans
left stains on the stones
and the faintest aroma of oyster

Damn, except that you haven`t got the spelling quite right.

I didn`t realize there were so many Cornish based members of the Forum.

I think Pete meant the Bude limerick, which I have sanitized and re-purposed here.

A lady who liked to outrage
By dancing quite naked on stage
Caused such a rumpus
Around Fenton Gumpus
That the residents had to be caged.

P.S. I`ll spend more than 30 seconds next time i`m thinking of doing a competition!

Which town in Cornwall spent a long time with a major sign leading to it which read Benzanoe, is sometimes referred to as mens pants and has more heroin addicts per population of anywhere in Europe (apparently)?

(waits for jasgol to sign out but hasn`t got all night)

I know I know! more pirates per square foot too, that'll be Penzance.

Penzance?

Darn it! Beaten by 20 seconds.

Teh he he (Dick dastardly laugh)

So in which seaside town do I shout Guinevere up the busiest street, especially in the height of the tourist season?
And why? (Other than because i`m a maniac)

LoL I live about a mile from Notter Bridge. Good Pub.

Oh and Tintagel, for the the next Town.

Not Tintagel, i`ve never even been there. My sister has and she went on about it for so long I put in on my list of places to avoid.
I`ve never seen E.T. for a similar reason, something so popular must have a sinister purpose.
I have seen some other films though.


(I am working on the next question but I have to travel for my research so not till next week, too busy right now)