'Ad a bit of a polishing spree over the weekend, even clay bar and headlight titivate

On Sunday afternoon, as I was crouched over the AutoGlym, two cyclists, bright and striped in their Lycra kit, fizzed by efficiently; as they passed one was overheard saying to the other in a voice clearly intended to be noticed....

".....polishing his Fiat Coupe..!"

They were out of earshot by the time I'd got to my feet for a reply but it struck me as unusual for someone to correctly identify the coop, so I got to thinking whom I might know perhaps that would be a cyclist with a good bike and gear who might fit the bill...(I see what I did there)

An errant Fifer, I wonder....