Just to let you all know that partsworld-UK have brand new yellow original coupe car covers in stock.

Thought it might interest you Edinburgh

I think I'm being slowly coverted, especially with prospect of a paint job at some unknown time in the the future....

Also - if it's not nicked - saves this local mucky air settling down on the paintwork overnight AND reduces the headlight lens fade


I notice it's described as an "Indoor" cover.

Yes it's a light weight cover (cotton?) and no good as an outdoor cover, plus even at £200 it's a lot of money IMHO

Yes it is dear.....even "reduced"

And of course, a 'new yellow car cover' only works to cover new yellow cars...

Indeed, reminds of the signs I see occasionally for "Giant Carpet Sale" where I assume that giant carpets (only) are being sold...

And don't you get an urge to reassure all those doors that are alarmed?

How about that storm at sea in the 1950's when one of the red tops reported "GIANT WAVES DOWN QUEEN MARY'S FUNNEL" in a headline.

Is this a record for how far off-topic one can get?

Oh no. A record is a black circular thing with a hole in the middle and sound recorded on it.

Can you drive with that cover on. it would be just right for hiding my tatty paintwork and would look great with the yellow pointy things I'm thinking of getting for my wheels.