So there I am driving along in the bit of sun we had this morning, windows half open, 2 kids riding their bikes on the pavment, a normal Willenhall scene you may believe. Just as I go past them I hear the following:

"hahahahah Jeremy Clarkson smashed your car up ....!" Now I swear he called me a pr1ck also but the misses (Whos side they were on) said he didnt. She then proceeded to take the piss and continually laugh at me for the rest of the journey!

Cheers Jeremy! I'm not joking they must have been about 8, good to know top gear reaches all ages now!

Ben

Is it just me thats thinking it would be hilarious if this week JC smashes up what turns out to be that kids dad's car?

I would have replied.....


"Well he obviously never, because I'm driving aren't I you little tit.... Go and play tick with the trains or something!"

To which they would have replied

"what the fccuk did he just say?"