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mp3 dump valve - WTF!
#740002
05/01/2009 17:04
05/01/2009 17:04
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MarioCirillo
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Saber-Fake-Dump-Valve-Electric-SuperCharger_W0QQitemZ150318975085QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM?hash=item150318975085&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=66%3A2%7C65%3A3%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318
o my days! who buys this sh*t...why would u want that!??!
Proud Owner of Rosso Speed LE041
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
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#740005
05/01/2009 17:08
05/01/2009 17:08
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Posts: 1,919 Stoke-on-Trent duck!
Tommy_Coop23
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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Saber-Fake-Dump-Va...A1%7C240%3A1318 o my days! who buys this sh*t...why would u want that!??! A chav, to impress his white lightning swigging mates 
I'll be back  Alor Blue Seat Leon FR 180 atm
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
[Re: MarioCirillo]
#740006
05/01/2009 17:09
05/01/2009 17:09
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Marco20valveT
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LMAO!! i cant get my head round people that do this!! what happens when a real turbo comes up next to you??
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
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#740072
05/01/2009 18:19
05/01/2009 18:19
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MarioCirillo
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hahaha u make lots of noise with your new petrol powered mp3 player!
Proud Owner of Rosso Speed LE041
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
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#740077
05/01/2009 18:26
05/01/2009 18:26
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fellie
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Thats hilarious  read the 'quotes' .. "I pulled up with some lads alongside in a Clio 182 and after accelerating and they heard this, they turned to look at me and backed off!" They didn't back off.. the driver stuffed it into a kerb, as he couldn't see for the tears of laughter streaming 
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
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05/01/2009 18:29
05/01/2009 18:29
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MarioCirillo
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LOL!!!!!! Absolutely Ridiculous . . .i wonder if you can get it to play last chariot everytime you change gear 
Proud Owner of Rosso Speed LE041
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
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#740092
05/01/2009 18:43
05/01/2009 18:43
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pfoe
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pfoe
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Aaaaand quicker than shabba can say 'provide' Click
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05/01/2009 18:45
05/01/2009 18:45
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Truffle
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2 things stand out about that video. 1. It sounds like they have a snake in the car with them. 2. The guy is in 3rd gear already by the time he passes the camera about 50 metres form the start line. 
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#740106
05/01/2009 18:53
05/01/2009 18:53
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owl10
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most people who know about cars would realise its fake, those who dont know about cars probably dont care.
the look of that video, that has to be the slowest turbo'd car in the world, to generate the amount of boost need for that noise, and yet not go anywhere
what a load of rubbish.
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#740133
05/01/2009 19:33
05/01/2009 19:33
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pfoe
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2 things stand out about that video.
1. It sounds like they have a snake in the car with them.
Bwaaaaahahahahaha! That'd be fantastic if that was the design, a snake under the accelerator so when you let off it hisses ahahahahahaha
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#740157
05/01/2009 19:59
05/01/2009 19:59
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samsite999
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that was funny!! why why why, the best bit was the reviews...
"I have been after a dump valve for a non turbo car for ages now i have it."
all i can say is....FAIL
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#740201
05/01/2009 20:49
05/01/2009 20:49
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Spee
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Spee
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These quotes from the ad say it all! Really! Quotes From Customers That Have Purchased The Saber-edv V3 Just had the system fitted to my 106 an its the dogs b*ll*cks, all the ladies love it...... top quality Rating: [5 of 5 stars] oh my god!! everyone should have one of these! cannot recommend enough. 10/10 Recenlty bought the Saber-EDV V3 MP3 which is a big improvement from the V2 which is seen in the DEMO video. Better more realistic dump sound and the unit is half the size of the older version! I have fitted this to a Clio 1.2! Boy is it alot of FUN to have. Unlike others i have added another switch on the dash and can activate it by hand when i want! Well worth the money and attracts attention on the road! :-) Rating: [5 of 5 Stars!] I think it's well smart. I got one to fit onto my Corsa Merit and it just transformed the car! All the people I pass, think I've got a Calibra Turbo conversion or something now! I pulled up with some lads alongside in a Clio 182 and after accelerating and they heard this, they turned to look at me and backed off! Mental kit - one that I cannot recommend highly enough if you want to sound cool...  Rating: [5 of 5 Stars!] Fccuk me, I weep for the future! G
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
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06/01/2009 01:13
06/01/2009 01:13
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nismo
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and at only £139.99 its a bargin 
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06/01/2009 01:21
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steveo
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hahahahahahahahahahaha what a joke, i always wondered what the hell the saxo west coast down the end of my road had done to it as it makes the same dump when he changes gear at 1500rpm or 5000rpm lol and i never hear the spool lol, oh and that kit gives you the "STYLE" of a turbo aparently, HOW!!! Does the kit give you a free dose of torque steer or something 
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
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#740555
06/01/2009 12:19
06/01/2009 12:19
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MarioCirillo
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with some lads alongside in a Clio 182 and after accelerating and they heard this, they turned to look at me and backed off!"
they backed off because having fitted that to your car who knows what you would be capable of!! lol
Proud Owner of Rosso Speed LE041
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
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#740568
06/01/2009 12:37
06/01/2009 12:37
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Trappy
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I saw a twat in a black clio with one of these a few months back. Unfortunately i was in the diesel at the time (at least that has a real one though  ) so didn't get to give him a dose of the real thing. The comments are great too. What's with the item title though, "Saber Fake Dump Valve / Electric SuperCharger". Is he targetting a particular kind of buyer? If he'd added 'fake sun roof' to it, he'd be sure to get even more wankers! 
F****** b****** thing...
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
[Re: Trappy]
#740581
06/01/2009 12:53
06/01/2009 12:53
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Matty
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
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#740668
06/01/2009 14:04
06/01/2009 14:04
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Flaviutti
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Flaviutti
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
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#740697
06/01/2009 14:21
06/01/2009 14:21
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Spee
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Spee
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If you read through the site, lots of the comments from happy users are driving Clios and Saxo's. Says it all really, I imagine if you look at their buying history on ebay, you'd find neons, push on exhaust end pipes etc etc etc. There is a young guy (22) in work who has spent over 2k on shit for his 1.2 Punto (which cost him 2.5k), when I asked him why he didn't just buy the Sporting or a HGT, he said he couldn't get insured on it, when I pointed out he had paid more on shit for this car than he would spend on insurance, he just looked at me puzzled! I might point this gadget out to him, then hold a sweep stake to see how long it takes him to get it fitted! Still, these types don't deserve to be in nice cars, so leave them to it, it's what keeps them out of places like this forum! I know, I'm a terrible snob! G
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
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#740718
06/01/2009 14:38
06/01/2009 14:38
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MarioCirillo
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his exhaust looks like a russian doll. . . halfords outer case . . . exhaust . . . and then that thing resembaling a small co*k . . . probably his?
Proud Owner of Rosso Speed LE041
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
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#740735
06/01/2009 14:51
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Marco20valveT
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Marco20valveT
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shall we get a group buy on this LMAO!!!
i really cant get over this! i may buy one and hard wire it into my mates car when i do his next service!!
i think he may kill me but how funny would that be!!
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#740737
06/01/2009 14:52
06/01/2009 14:52
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pfoe
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pfoe
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Im not sure what irritates my more, i think its the "make your car sound turbo" that doesnt even make sense, arrrgh!
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
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#740797
06/01/2009 15:48
06/01/2009 15:48
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Truffle
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Truffle
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At $2 a tablet, yes i'm sure you'll soon notice the difference on your wallet!
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#740955
06/01/2009 18:50
06/01/2009 18:50
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nismo
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nismo
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lol , i just can't get over the crap they do for cars nowadays but there must be people out there that buy it 
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Re: mp3 dump valve - WTF!
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06/01/2009 18:53
06/01/2009 18:53
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MarioCirillo
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nismo tell you what mate . . . lets get some bottles, fill em up with super unleaded - get mr c to do a funky graphic which says +25 HP guaranteed and we flog em on ebay? Make a killing? What you think?
lol
Proud Owner of Rosso Speed LE041
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